Well well well. Another week has passed. Shall I relate the harrowing adventures of your CON. Why not? Well as you all know I happend to be sitting at my desk hard at work (when am I not) Well, anyway. I got a comm message from Da GM. Yes the same mystical and all powerful being that runs this entire establishment. We talked for a bit. Lots of good fun.

Well, since it was after 5 when I got off the horn with Da GM I decided to knock off for the day as is the custom. Walking down to the Bar I could hear everybody inside having a blast. Not wanting to intrude I continued on my way past the bar. Suprisingly people get nervous when I'm in the room. I don't understand why. I mean nothing bad happens and I'm not gonna hurt anybody. At least as long as you don't drink me under the table. If you do whoa be careful boyo when I wake up.

So getting back on track I was walking down the hallway. Lighting a Romeo et Jullieta from my pocket I decided to go for a quick jog. (Oh now I know why I levitate everwhere) This happened to get my ciatic nerve pinched as well as totally mess up my new diet of Cheeseburgers and pizza. After a bit of a trance (Priest, Heal Thyself!) I finally crashed into bed about 8 in the PM.

Waking about midnight to the sounds of a struggle I opened my door to find Fred the Seal in the tight embrace of Crimson Angel as they had some fun. Having seen perhaps the scariest sight in my battle hardened life I decided that sleep was impossible. Heading to the bar in my smoking jacket I arrived just in time to see Bob leave with one of the new strippers and Kano and J'Rai working together on another.

Suprising myself at how fast the Scotch bottle emptied I ordered another and floated unsteadily back to my quarters consuming as I went. Falling into a dead sleep I awoke to the Face of Goatham (Oh Lord Jesus!) at 4 30 in the morning and began preparing for my long day in the office. So as you can see at the time of writing this report I've had a rough end to the week. So forgive my my excesses.

1. Awards this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   

Diamond Commander Bob has had another eventfull week gaining another BZ!

What's this Bob? You have got to be the only member of the Sith Order with Multiple BZ's. Congratz on that fact and I wish you many more successes in the future.

1. The Black Guard.
   

Start Challenging for positions in this the elite of the Clan. It's the only way to keep our warriors sharp. CC Goatham and me on challenge emails so a reasonable challange can be set up and administered. If you think your up to the challenge get on it. :) [Log in to view e-mail addresses] and [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

1. Master/Student program for the Entire Clan. This is Goats baby so I won't make any pronouncements that contradict him or cause me to look like an idiot. Expect good things.

2. Activity points. The Point scheme as I understand it is being developed. When it is complete it shall be distributed through channels to QUA's and AED's for farther distribution as is seen fit.

3. Krath War Results are to be out according to our Priestess as soon as she can get them done. So expect it by next reporting date.

4. Sith Wars is coming along nicely so says the SHW. Also For you HLK members out there Mail da QUA and I about what you would like to see incorporated in the Sith Order Studies course being developed for the Shadow Academy. Any and all suggestions will be sent to the Sith High Warrior and I personally gaurentee that he will look over them all and take them into account when he compiles the course.

5. With The Knight Commander away on business the office is being looked after by yours truly. Scary ain't it.

6. Well. As I always say. Go out have fun and make sure that if there are any parties that you attend them and leave a lasting impression. For those of you with University concerns. Take time out of your day to have fun and let off steam. It actually increases your output and productivity. Same goes for anybody who works. Relaxation is a key skill that must be developed.

In the immortal words of Rufus from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" "Party on, dudes!"

KE Alex (Krath) CON Naga Sadow P:KCB: Interm KCB KCE SB GCx2 SC WR BZ-GQ DC CoL