HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All must love this wonderful day!

As always I'm going to entertain you with a story. Today, I began drinking well actually I haven't slept in two days so basically I started drinking Friday. Well, I looked up from my bottle of Scotch at around 9 in this morning and found a little leprechaun leering at me. Boy did that shake me up. I thought they didn't exhist.

Well this little creature jumped on my shoulder and told me he would grant me three wishes. I being a sport decided to play along as I'm always one to like free wishes.

So just as I was proposing my first wish which included among other things the words Pamela Anderson, a never ending 3 pound joint, and new formal robes, this creature took a gigantic bite out of my neck!

Shocked I grabbed the little MoFo and ran him through with my quill. Running outside my quarters I was accosted by an army of little Green Leprechauns shouting battle cries like "Oooohhhh there after me lucky charms!" and "DEATH TO THE BIG PEOPLE!"

Needless to say I whipped out my sabre and started hacking my way to the Cantina where I knew the rest of the Clan to be gathered. Minus of course the guards that had been killed by the little green guys upon their entry.

Barely making it in the door of the bar I slammed it behind me and found Bob the only occupant of the room still concious. Quickly we set about waking the passed out members of the Clan and in all we rounded up 20 people of ranging force ability (as well as sobriety)

Arming ourselves with chairlegs, bottles, empty of course an anything else we could imagine we opened the bar doors and wreaked havoc upon the little mean ones.

Ok, well that's the story.

On with the report!

1. Look for a CNS/Arcona comp in the distant future, read after Sith Wars. Things are still in the planning stages. But it should be a very nice way to have some good clean fun.

2. Promotions.

   Marcus Caine promoted to GRD!!!!!!!! Congratz!

3. Demotions

   NONE!

4. Not a hell of a lot more to tell you wonderful people as always if you want the house reports mail me at [Log in to view e-mail addresses] and if you have questions or comments or concerns mail myself and PCON Goat at [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

CON Alex