Good God. I'm actually posting my report to the Egroup.
Yes they will always come in at 11 59 59 on the Sunday night.
Now Don't everybody get scared and run away without reading it or I'll be sad. And my stories usually are intellectually stimulating.
So here goes.
Welcome again to another report, those of you who know that I post reports here Sundays will of course have been waiting patiently to read my magical words of wisdom and kindness. Well lemmie give you a run down of what happend to moi this week. Lets see. Goat happened to blast me awake around 5 last Monday morning. As I had gotten to my chambers at roughly 3 I was of course ready and willing to start another day in the paperwork hell that is my office. Drinking some coffee outta my huge 7 11 big gulp cup I settled in and began my routine day of trying to make sense out of the mess I had left Friday afternoon in my hectic race to go to the Keg party hosted in #Naga_Sadow on the undernet. The rest of the day went smoothly took a nap at around 2 after I came back from an extended lunch and a walk with one of the young lovely lady "entertainers" from the cantina. Woke up and started the party. Tuesday, Woke up all by myself today, which frightened me, it hasn't happened in years. Should have stayed in bed. The day was devoted to Practicing with my lightsaber. Well, between cutting my own arm off at the shoulder and the fact that I lost my favourite pen my day was great. Wednesday, lets not talk about Wednesday. Thursday and Friday, both were excellent days. Thursday was fun, led a tour group of Shadow Academy Graduates through our halls. Friday, well I got in a bar brawl. :)Saturday well that was a write off like usual slept till Twenty to 1 Just patched in to the holoprojector in time for the meeting and than had a hair of the dog to pick myself up and carry on my duties. Today, well Today has been an all around good day. Allowing time for reflection, and a few naps as well as the writing of this report.
On with the News
Competitions. OHC Sharad is sponsering a JK2 Tournement get on mIRC in #obelisk on the undernet to bust some heads.
HM and KCB as well as CoG open for applications send your application for either position to the Grand Master and his Deppity Ast. [Log in to view e-mail addresses] and [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
For the Commander of the Guard send your applications to FF Ast as well as OHC Sharad at [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
The Headmaster is da Man or Woman as the case may be at the Shadow Academy. (S)He grades all the exams for the new members of the brotherhood and moniters progress. This position as does any position on the DC involves a large time commitment and an eagerness to help people.
The Knight Commander administers to the Society of Envoys. The mandate of the society is to collect the history of the Brotherhood, it's Clans, and Houses and to point members seeking historical material to the correct path. Other duties as is seen fit may be included by the Grand Master or Deputy Grand Master as well.
The Commander of the Guard is the man responsiable for the ass kickings given to other clubs in JK and JK2 by the elite of the Dark Brotherhood's Obliesk Order, actually now come to think about it any member of any order may join the GMRG. The basic platform is Jedi Knight and presumably Jedi Knight 2.
Short and sweet this week.
Your CON, moi has JK2. For the moment I'm limited to SP but when I return home from this godforsaken University than I'll be all about MP and I'll terrify you all with my crappy skills. You'll suicide yourselves just to let me win out of pity.
If you think you got a large pair of brass ones and want to show them off (you exibitionist you) Challenge someone for a position in the Black Guard. The only way to improve in your area of specialty is to practice and these challenges serve to improve yourself as well as test the complacent members of the Black Guard. I hate complacency. Beat the snot out of them and show them humility. Than you can take their place :)
Recruiting. It's legal now. So go recruit. However you may not be awarded medals now for the recruitment of members into the Clan. So Sorry, but I'm sure you don't mind.
DJK Magus Lionheart QUA HPG
DA Mejas Doto HMR
DJK Auydanter Clars III HPG
Last week I missed
ACO Meredith Anzer
If I missed anybody else mail me and smack me about and I'll get you next week :)
Suffice it to say many.
SBL Kale, who is getting hitched. :) at least that's what I read in the transfer request Make sure the party gets wildly out of hand.
DJK Fig. Famous for spectacular names on mIRC like F_off :) He will return eventually I have faith.
ACO Meredith Anzer DC
SW Janos LSS
GRD Dujhod LSS
Magus to DJK
:)
Hmmmmm I believe that to be all you must be subjected to this week boys and girls. as always house reports are available just email me. Goat has sent out his lovely report already so I won't make you read that again either. For you lovely CON's and PCON's and whoever else is getting this over the egroup. Goat's report is posted to djb.org if you haven't seen it and would like to.
KE Alex (Krath) P:KCB CON of Naga Sadow KCE SB GCx2 SC WR BZ-GQ DC
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