ProConsul's Suck-Up Report:

Saitou steps up from the ranks of HAD and Ebon Cloak towards a communications array sent to the entire clan.

It seems I am the new ProConsul, and as a result of a geiss... coughs as Cuchulainn's clutches his saber's handle a bit tighter I... must read aloud this important annoucement

There is a man above the men of all of Ireland

His might reknowned, his wrath feared

No hero can withstand his reprimand

Cuchulainn, hero of Ulster has the skills

The hero's feat of Alcohol drinking

The hero's feat of Squirrel command

The hero's feat of ruling the clan

The hero's feat of cow culling

The hero's feat of calling women

The hero's feat of being superior

As Cuchulainn, mightiest of Clan Scholae Palatinae

far better than Mike Halcyon

far better than Saitou of squirrel reknown

far better than Maverick, DA Pimp of olde

For any to contest this will get only a spear

and a gae bulga up the arse is plenty to fear

Coughs

Cuchulainn rules!!!

Aside Now do I get the job? Wooo!

(to all others, this be my trainin' week :P)

KAP Saitou

new PCON of Clan Scholae Palatinae

mail him about anything =P