PRIMUS GOLUUD REPORT JUNE 7TH, 2002
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Welcome to this weeks pointless and non-informative report.
Enjoy!
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Awards and Promotions
New Members
New Website
The Dark Renegade
Black Guard
House Status
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#001 - Awards and Promotions
Newcomer Sylph managed to work his way up to the rank of Protector!
And he also managed to earn himself a Dark Cross and a Cluster of Fire!
You da man Sylph. :P
Also I see some others have won some JK2 matches, expect your CoFs as soon as Sharad gets back from leave.
#002 - New Members
Our house just keep growing, and growing, and growing, and growing...(Bob slaps himself)
WELCOME
Jedi Hunter Valin Darkfyre
Protector Pheniox
Novice Darken Des-Kin
Novice Kyp
I continue to bother all the new members of the DB, plus I hear from some of you about other members joining. Keep it up and Welcome to the new guys.
#003 - New Website
Thanks to PRT Sylph, the house website got an overhaul.
http://www23.brinkster.com/goluud/
#004 - The Dark Renegade
With all the new dark jedi joining HPG, I have opened up a second battleteam.
The Dark Renegade led by Obelisk Sgt. Ric Gravin.
In the next week or so expect to see some new things from this brigade, and if you wish to join it just email myself and the sgts notifying us.
#005 - The Black Guard
As promised I have decided some members of HPG to place in the Black Guard.
With the permission of the Clan Summit, I will name the following to the Black Guard:
Protector Sylph
Obelisk Warrior CrimsonAngel
Dark Jedi Knight Ric Gravin
These three have shown themselves capable of representing House Primus Goluud. Congrats All!
I would like to note that there is still one open spot. Any takers?
#006 - House Status
I would like to say I am very happy with the progress the house is making, but....we still have along way to go. So if you could all bare with me while I continue to work on improving HPG, it would be much appreciated. I will not let you down.
I also would like suggestions you might have for competitions. As soon as the brigades get in order we will have some exciting in-house comps, which will lead into some house fueds from other clans. But until then I would like to hear all ideas you might have. We could create a house ladder, or maybe set up matches and do a last man standing kind of thing. Ideas? Send them.
With this report I will be on leave for the weekend. I will be back Sunday night. So until then, CrimsonAngel is once again in charge. I apologize in advance.
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Goluud Graphics Competition
As the house website is in desperate need of graphics this competition will hopefully solve that problem.
TASK: Create any graphic that involves either House Primus Goluud or the Obelisk Order. It can be a banner, logo, image, anything at all as long as it keeps with HPG or the Obelisk.
REWARDS:
First Place: Crescent with Amethyst Star
Second Place: Crescent with Sapphire Star
Third Place: Crescent with Emerald Star
All entries will receive house points for their work.
Start Date: June 1st, 2002
Due Date: June 15th, 2002
Send all entries to [Log in to view e-mail addresses].
House Motto Competition
House Primus Goluud has had the same motto since pretty much its beginning.
Legio Patria Nostra
I would like to change this motto as the meaning (The Legion is our Fatherland) dosen't really fit in with the house. So your job is too come up with a new Motto. I would like to keep with tradition and have it still be in latin, but you are not required to submit one in latin.
REWARDS:
First Place: Crescent with Amethyst Star
All entries will receive house points for their work.
Start Date: June 1st, 2002
Due Date: June 15th, 2002
Send all entries to [Log in to view e-mail addresses].
Weapon of Choice Competition
Dark Element Only
Start - Today!
End - 18/06/2002
Requirements:
Other than a lightsaber, create a HTML document or text document detailing your weapon of choice, and a breif history about it. Including pictures etc, gives you a better chance at winning
Rewards:
1st Place Crescent Cr - 1S
2nd Place Crescent Cr - 1E
3rd Place Crescent Cr - 1G
Send all entries to [Log in to view e-mail addresses].
I love to see members awarded Cluster of Fires, so get out there and represent House Primus Goluud!
Tuesdays
Sputnik War
Location: #Alvaak
Time: 2PM - 4PM EST (-5 GMT)
Platforms: JK, JK2, XvT, XWA, Rebellion, SW:GB
Host: Frey
Wednesdays
Archanis Training Night
Location: #Archanis
Time: 8PM - 10PM EST (-5 GMT)
Platforms: JK, JK2, XvT, XWA, SW:GB
Host: Darkfinn
Saturdays
Obelisk Tournament
Location: #obelisk
Time: 3:00PM EST (-5 GMT)
Platforms: JK, JK2
Host: Sharad, Hawk
Sundays
Offensive Strike Training
Location: #csp
Time: 11:30AM - 3:30PM EST (-5 GMT)
Platforms: JK, JK2, XvT, XWA
Host: Demosthenes
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As you all know this week Clan Naga Sadow recieved a new Consul,....and it wasn't me. Yes, I applied. But was once again shot down by the Dark Council. For your viewing pleasure, the following was my application.
_I wish to be considered as a candidate for the position of Consul of Clan Naga Sadow. _
You want qualifications, but I dont have any. Ph.D? I dont think so. Technical expertise? I have trouble opening those ketchup things at Burger King. Nope, Im right up there with mood rings and ashtray sand on The Big List Of Things That Nobody Needs. So you might as well tell me right now to bugger off. Go ahead, get it out of your system. Lets hear you say, "Bob, youre a sweaty, ugly waste of flesh. Now go stick your finger in a socket somewhere and leave me alone".
Youre no different from the rest, and Ive tried them all. Those dickwads at Taldryan put my résumé in the shredder. Alvaaks cheesy-looking little Nazi suggested that pounding wet sand might be good therapy for me. The Communists at Satal Keto were less talkative. They simply gave me a gigantic wedgie, then heaved me into the freight elevator. Dont ask me about Arcona. Those weenies. I can still smell the burning hair.
Okay, Im going then. You can jam your job, and Ill just continue to fulfill my boyhood dream as a telephone solicitor for goatproof hammocks. There are new frontiers for me there, and challenges beyond measure. Thanks for bringing me to my senses. What a relief knowing I dont have to work for you.
Go spoon a goose, Nancyboy. I hope you get a boil.
Yours truly,
OW Bob
That is all!
OW Bob(Obelisk)/QUA/Primus Goluud of Naga Sadow
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