PRIMUS GOLUUD REPORT JUNE 14TH, 2002

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<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="#cd0000"> <tr> <td>INTRODUCTION</td> </tr> </table>

Ric Gravin, CrimsonAngel, and Bob walked into the Goluud Cantina for a drink together. Just as they were going to drink, a fly landed in each of their drinks and got stuck in the creamy head. Ric Gravin pushed away his beer in disgust. CrimsonAngel fished the fly out of his beer, and continued to drink as if nothing had happened. Bob picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, then yelled:

-> "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!" <-

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="#CD0000"> <tr> <td>REPORT SUMMARY</td> </tr> </table>

• Awards and Promotions

• New Members

• Jedi Knight Compendium

• TACA Position Open

• Black Guard

• Brotherhood-Wide Run On

• Upcoming Clan Competitions

• House Status

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="#CD0000"> <tr> <td>N..E..W..S</td> </tr> </table>

#001 - Awards and Promotions

Last Weeks Protector Sylph is this weeks Guardian Sylph. Congrats!

Sylph also earned himself a shiny new Dark Cross, while OW CrimsonAngel managed to get himself two more Dark Crosses. Keep up the good work men!

#002 - New Members

Our house just keep growing, and growing, and growing, and growing...(Bob slaps himself)

WELCOME

Dark Jedi Knight Death Knight

Novice KiwiBuzzsaw

Novice Jade Ya'kon

Novice Jadon Treg

Novice Nav'ric Trow

I continue to bother all the new members of the DB, plus I hear from some of you about other members joining. Keep it up and Welcome to the new guys.

#003 - Jedi Knight Compendium

The Tactical Office, being responsible of all custom levels for all official EH game platforms, is going to build a Level Compendium for all the games of the Jedi Knight series, namely:

Dark Forces

Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight

Mysteries of the Sith

Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast

For each of these games, the compendium will be divided in

custom Single-Player Levels

custom Multi-Player Maps

SP Levels will be classified by sugroups, depending on the plotline of these (the same way battles for TIE,XvT,XWA are separated in the Battle Compendium). MP Maps, will be grouped together (like free missions for TIE,XvT,XWA). The EH standards for these levels and maps are still to be clearly defined, but they can be approximated for now to:

Good overall design quality

EH-oriented plotline

Installation Instructions, Author credits (ID-line+email), LEC Licence Agreement about Addon Levels in a readme.txt file

If you happen to have designed some custom EH-oriented levels, feel free to submit them to the Tactical Officer Fleet Admiral Striker([Log in to view e-mail addresses]), with the subject "Custom Level Submission". Attach the levels or give a location where it can be downloaded. The levels must involve the EH (at least for SP Levels).

#004 - TACA Position Open

In order to supervise the construction of the JK Compendium, the Tactical Office is looking for a new TACA to deal with JK business. The duties involved are:

Help the Tactical Officer with the building of EH standards for custom JK levels

Help the Tactical Officer with the approval of EH custom JK levels

Be on the lookout for news about JK Custom Level Design

The required criteria for the position are:

Must have JK,MotS,JK2 (Dark Forces as well if possible)

Must have some custom level design skills for these games

Minimum rank of CM (TIE Corps), JH (Dark Brotherhood) or equivalent, OR two recommendations from commanding officers

Some other criteria may be an asset for an application:

Some commanding experience (to eventually lead a small team of testers)

Have TIE,XvT,XWA and some knowledge about custom mission design

Good HTML Skills

Some knowledge in ASP,PHP, database design

Send your application to the Tactical Officer Fleet Admiral Striker([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) with the subject "TACA Position application".

#005 - The Black Guard

With Proconsul Goatham's permission I have named GRD Sylph as an Inceptor in the Black Guard of CNS.

Congrats Sylph!

The following 3 spots will be decided after some upcoming competitions. Good Luck to all who wish to be called the elite of House Primus Goluud.

#006 - Brotherhood-Wide Run On

A run-on, sponsored by the CHAN Office, is now on the Message Board! http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewtopic.php?t=527 is the location, so get to posting! Awards will be given for the best and funniest posts, and to the people who post the most! So go post.

#007 - Upcoming Clan Competitions

I don't know when they will be official. But get ready and even some of them you can get working on. Consider us ahead of the game. Go ahead and check them out.

http://www.emperorshammer.net/dgm/compdetails.asp?ID=1742

http://www.emperorshammer.net/dgm/compdetails.asp?ID=1741

http://www.emperorshammer.net/dgm/compdetails.asp?ID=1740

Get ready.

#008 - House Status

Things continue on the uprise. Many joined us this week. CrimsonAngel and Gravin are doing fine jobs with their respective brigades. And I see much activity from all of you. This is all fine and dandy, but we have along way to go yet.

This summer is going to see some big competitions in our Clan. A Clan Fued is in the talks as well as the upcoming DB Vendetta. So we must prepare. And to help us prepare I have chosen the new Aedile of House Primus Goluud. I have already sent in the reccomendation to the Master at Arms and has been approved by Consul Keldorn. So by the end of the weekend we will have a new Aedile.

Keep up the good work all. Remember a happy Quaestor equals promos and medals. :P

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="#CD0000"> <tr> <td>STANDING ORDERS</td> </tr> </table>

Goluud Graphics Competition

As the house website is in desperate need of graphics this competition will hopefully solve that problem.

TASK: Create any graphic that involves either House Primus Goluud or the Obelisk Order. It can be a banner, logo, image, anything at all as long as it keeps with HPG or the Obelisk.

REWARDS:

First Place: Crescent with Amethyst Star

Second Place: Crescent with Sapphire Star

Third Place: Crescent with Emerald Star

All entries will receive house points for their work.

Start Date: June 1st, 2002

Due Date: June 15th, 2002

Send all entries to [Log in to view e-mail addresses].

House Motto Competition

House Primus Goluud has had the same motto since pretty much its beginning.

Legio Patria Nostra

I would like to change this motto as the meaning (The Legion is our Fatherland) dosen't really fit in with the house. So your job is too come up with a new Motto. I would like to keep with tradition and have it still be in latin, but you are not required to submit one in latin.

REWARDS:

First Place: Crescent with Amethyst Star

All entries will receive house points for their work.

Start Date: June 1st, 2002

Due Date: June 15th, 2002

Send all entries to [Log in to view e-mail addresses].

Weapon of Choice Competition

Dark Element Only

Start - Today!

End - 18/06/2002

Requirements:

Other than a lightsaber, create a HTML document or text document detailing your weapon of choice, and a breif history about it. Including pictures etc, gives you a better chance at winning

Rewards:

1st Place Crescent Cr - 1S

2nd Place Crescent Cr - 1E

3rd Place Crescent Cr - 1G

Send all entries to [Log in to view e-mail addresses].

I love to see members awarded Cluster of Fires, so get out there and represent House Primus Goluud!

Bio Competition

Dark Renegade Only

Sgt Ric Gravin would like all of you to get him a Bio with in 2 weeks. Starting June 12th 2002 and Ending June 26th, 2002. THis Bio should include the Following:

Name:

Rank:

Age(Starwars related):

History with DB:

Story about yourself:

Why you chose to train in the Force:

The best one will recieve CR-1S. there will be 2 others as well. Good luck to all of you.

Tuesdays

Sputnik War

Location: #Alvaak

Time: 2PM - 4PM EST (-5 GMT)

Platforms: JK, JK2, XvT, XWA, Rebellion, SW:GB

Host: Frey

Wednesdays

Archanis Training Night

Location: #Archanis

Time: 8PM - 10PM EST (-5 GMT)

Platforms: JK, JK2, XvT, XWA, SW:GB

Host: Darkfinn

Saturdays

Obelisk Tournament

Location: #obelisk

Time: 3:00PM EST (-5 GMT)

Platforms: JK, JK2

Host: Sharad, Hawk

Sundays

Offensive Strike Training

Location: #csp

Time: 11:30AM - 3:30PM EST (-5 GMT)

Platforms: JK, JK2, XvT, XWA

Host: Demosthenes

For daily Emperor's Hammer Wide Melees click here.

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="#CD0000"> <tr> <td>THE USUAL SUSPECTS</td> </tr> </table>

OW Bob

Danced the Drunken Quaestor's Dance.

DJM Zlar Khan

No activity.

OBM DarkApocalypse

IRC Activity.

OW CrimsonAngel

IRC Activity.

6-10 - Submitted Graphic for House Comp

6-10 - JK2 Match vs. Khevron Rai (LOSS) 4-6

6-11 - JK2 Match vs. Khevron Rai (WIN) 6-2

6-12 - JK2 Match vs. Sylph (LOSS) 0-5

DJK Ric Gravin

IRC Activity.

DJK Death Knight

6-9 - Joined HPG.

JH Marcus Caine

No activity.

JH Valin Darkfyre

IRC Activity.

GRD Khevron Rai

IRC Activity.

6-10 - JK2 Match vs. CrimsonAngel (WIN) 6-4

6-11 - JK2 Match vs. CrimsonAngel (LOSS) 2-6

GRD Sylph

IRC Activity.

6-8 - TC Eurocomp - JK2 - 1 LOSS

6-8 - TC Sat Night Training - JK2 - 1 WIN

6-9 - TC Vanguard Shield Comp - JK2 - 2 WINS 1 LOSS

6-9 - Named to CNS Black Guard

6-11 - TC Frozen Doom - JK2 - 1 WIN 1 LOSS

6-11 - JK2 Match vs. CrimsonAngel (WIN) 5-0

6-13 - Promoted to Guardian

PRT Pheniox

IRC Activity.

6-12 - Submitted various TIE/XWA pilot files

NOV Darken Des-Kin

No activity.

NOV Jade Ya'kon

6-10 - Joined HPG.

6-13 - Completed IWATS Core.

6-13 - Compelted IWATS AIM.

NOV Jadon Treg

6-7 - Joined HPG.

6-11 - Completed Krath Grammar Studies - Shadow Academy

NOV KiwiBuzzsaw

6-10 - Joined HPG.

IRC Activity.

NOV Kyp

No activity.

NOV Nav'ric Trow

6-13 - Joined HPG.

IRC Activity.

_NOTE: No Activity doesn't mean you didn't do a damn thing...It just means I just didn't see you do a damn thing :P

If you don't tell me about it I can't report it._

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="#CD0000"> <tr> <td>CONCLUSION</td> </tr> </table>

In my quest to bring more and more members to our little house, I recently was interviewed by reporter Ali G from ImpNet. The following is a transcript from that interview:

Ali: So, I is here in da studio wif Quaestor Bob, respect.

Bob: Umm... respect.

Ali: So, how long's you been a Rebel MC then?

Bob: I'm not a Rebel.

Ali: But you is an MC, innit?

Bob: No. I'm a Dark Jedi.

Ali: So is it safe to say you never laid down a bit of drum and bass before then?

Bob : That's correct, yes.

Ali: For real. So, what about Rebel girls then? Do you fink you could ever marry a Rebel girl?

Bob : I don't think so.

Ali: But what if she was fit?

Bob : Again, because of my political beliefs, no.

Ali: Not even if she 'ad 'er own Wookie?

Bob: It would be tempting, but no..

Ali: But what if she had her own car, AND sound system and she wasn't gonna be stealing money off you and shaggin' yer mates all the time. Would you marry 'er then?

Bob: I don't think I could even be friends with Rebels.

Ali: But could you get jiggy with them?

Bob: Could I what?

Ali: You know, ride the punani? Give 'em some trouser snake?

Bob: You mean have... intimate relations with a Rebel?

Ali: Not wif your relations, man... keep it clean! Dis be a family show!

Bob: Well, no, I don't think I could.

Ali: But what if they woz really, really fit?

Bob: NO.

Ali: Wot about Princess Leia? Would you marry 'er?

Bob: NO!

Ali: So you is telling me that if she walked in 'ere now and asked you to marry 'er you wouldn't?

Bob : No, it would be betraying the Empire.

Ali: Not even if she brought Mara Jade and Mon Mothma in for a bit o' some three-way action?

Bob : NO.

Ali: Yeah, well that Mon Mothma, she be a bit minging innit? Face like a jawa's ass.

Bob: Her looks don't enter into it. She's a Rebel scum and a traitor.

Ali: So you really believe this stuff then?

Bob: ....

Ali: Thank you, Quaestor. Maximum respect! Keep it real!

That is all!

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OW Bob(Obelisk)/QUA/Primus Goluud of Naga Sadow