Welcome to another fabulous edition of the House report, again by your ever mysterious, sometimes present Quaestor! This edition of the House address is being sponsored in part by Death Star ointment. Got an itching sensation that is as pesky as a rebel alliance? Try Death Star ointment. Guaranteed to stop the itching, almost as if you had blasted it away with an axial superlaser.
Now, enough of the craziness, onto the report! Or, is that just the beginning of the insanity? Hmmm, I'll have to ponder that while I report. Or we report. No, I report. Sometimes the voices in my head make me think they're real. But they're not. I'm only a figment of their imagination.
Guess what? Gladius is up to 18 members! Outstanding! I'd like to welcome some recent recruits/returns, which I may have failed ot mention, and I do apologize for such a failure. Recent recruits are PRT Shadowfire, as well as JH Jaya Cypher! Welcome! Some of you may remember Shadowfire, who was once a member of our Sith House of Tarentum, Tridens. And I'm sure many of you will remember Jaya, formerly known as the Mystics comic relief. She's recently returned to Gladius! Outstanding! I'm glad to have both of you within our House, and I'm sure you'll fit in excellently with the rest of us.
Emails. I want to stress this topic for a moment. I've noticed some emails from a couple individuals sometimes are not addressed to the right people. If you're receiving this email, you're listed as a memeber of Gladius, which we're all pleased you are. Everyone else receiving this is also a member. Make sure your emails are addressed correctly, so that everyone in the House receives it if you intend them to. We wouldn't want anyone to be mistakenly left out, now would we? The most recent email list is as follows:
Archpriest Kartena [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Archpriest Kodiak Tonaloc [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Archpriest Sith Bloodfyre [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Priest ''Doc'' Hades [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Priest Kidouses [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Priest Telona Murrage [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Dark Jedi Knight Tom Gilbert [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Jedi Hunter Jaya Cypher [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Guardian Aliera Hydan [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Guardian Lecryo Skelrodran [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Guardian Orin Williamson [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Guardian Planesdrifter [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Guardian Praiv Di'Rax [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Guardian Raielle Asterleigh [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Protector Shadowfire [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Acolyte Rage Akaido [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Acolyte Talon Murrage [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Novice Ochilankanicus [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
I hope everyone can read that. It looks even a little wierd on my screen. If you can't read that, I apologize. You can always find current members/emails on our House's page of the DB site at: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.org/dbjedi/viewunit.asp?ID=16
More recent news. You ever secretive Quaestor is going to Las Vegas this Sunday, to return next Friday. Yay for me! Hades, you'll be in charge while I'm gone. Anyone with questions, problems, or otherwise needing to talk with a House summit member should direct their questions to him, if the need is urgent, or, if you email me, I'll be most happy to deal with them upon my return next Friday.
We have a House competition going on, which lasts until the end of June. Everyone shoudl know about this, with the possible exceptions of Shadowfire and Jaya. Jaya, since you just transferred back today, I'm sure you haven't heard yet, but Shadowfire, I truly hope I have not been too lax in my duties, and have made you aware of this already. If not, email me before Sunday, if you can, we can work something out. I'm always willing to be flexible when it is my err, or when there is a great need. The topic for this month is "Mutiny." The basis of the plot goes like this: There is a mutiny within the House, focussed on overthrowing me. Whether it is the whole House against myself, split factions, or one member against the rest of the House defending me, it matters little, as does the outcome. Choose my fate as you like. Submissions can be either stories, of at least 3 pages, size 12 font or smaller, or poems, size 12 font, at least a page in length. Again, these are due by the end of June. Jaya, if you'd like to write something, and need an extension, let me know. I'm willing to work with you, since you're newly transferred. Shadowfire, if I failed to make these known to you, I'll work with you as well. Everyone else, I'm looking forward to some good reading.
The DB Vendetta, the Great Jedi War, is still being worked out, is tentatively scheduled around August, if all the testing and preparation can be completed by then. I look forward to this event. I hope you all do as well. Let's put a great showing for Gladius, and see if we can't show everyone that Gladius has always been, and always will be a force to be reckoned with. I know of the skill of most of you, and can honestly say, I am glad I am numbered among you, and not against you. Let us prepare for this Vendetta, and win.
Also, I'm currently planning a Clan comp, which is tentatively set for around August. It depends on the GJW. It will be postponed if the GJW is completed and starts, but I'm hoping to fire it off and have the time to run it completely before the Vendetta starts. More info on the Clan comp as it comes closer to fruition.
Here's something else Gladius. Anyone who has too much time on your hands, get in touch with me. I've got a few other ideas that are currently in planning that I've not yet spoken of, and if you feel like you have too much free time, and want to help plan these things, let me know. Anyone truly willing to devote time and energy to planning events and other such things as I can devise, you will be most welcome. It will get things done faster (Hades and I only have four hands collectively), and you might be surprised what you might gain from such assistance. You might just learn what it takes to be a leader, you might just get noticed for certain qualities... hey, you never know.
And that is quite it, for now, I believe. Again, I'll be around until Sunday morning, so if anyone needs me, tonight and tomorrow is the best chance for the next week. Stay in touch with each other. Feel like ranting? Send an email to Gladius. You can never talk too much amongst your House. Communication helps breed brotherhood and activity. Let's all remember we're all friends and allies. We're not just a House, we're a united force for evil and destruction in this galaxy. >;)
In Servitude,
KAP Sith Bloodfyre (Krath)/QUA/Gladius of Tarentum, (SE-QL)/DC-KC-O/(BN)/CoL {SA: CORE-CH-O:KS}
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