takes Hotmail hostage, holds a gun to its head while writing the report..

Yeah, try eating my report a second time. Go ahead! I dare ya! Yeah, see? Don't mess around with Sithie Ice. Kapeisch?! (spelling on that?)

Well, here it is (again!). Another, yes -another- fabulous rendition of the Sithie parade! Oh, alright. It's not the Sithie parade. But wouldn't it be fun if it were? You could all dress up, and sing songs about your beloved Quaestor, and bask in the glory of all that is right and me! I am a god! Bow down in the radiant darkness that is Sithie!

"Sithie's going nuts."

"Does anyone know the number for the doctors at the Asylum?!"

"I'll make the call. Watch him closely. Don't let him come to close. And whatever you do, by god, don't talk about bunnies!!"

Ok, down to business... that is, if you -really- don't want to have a parade? I mean, it could be fun... oh, alright. Party poopers. Onto business!

We've got a new member. Yay us! Novice Raven transferred into the House recently. Raven, I apologize for not welcoming you personally earlier this week, and I do hope you'll forgive me for that slip. We're glad to have you among us, and I can't wait to see your talent add to our House, and watch our House help your talents to change and develop more fully. If you would get in contact with me, let me know what kind of activities you enjoy, run-ons, poetry, fiction, etc, that way I can get to know your style, likes, etc. better. Also, I look forward to helping you choose a phyle you feel you can work with and add to, and better each other with.

As a note of interest, the House's Trial Master has been chosen. telona Murrage has been chosen for this position. Telona, if you could get in touch with me, let me know if you're prepared to run any trials yet. I do believe we have a couple junior members who would be anxious ot be among the first to undergo our House's trials.

As a note, Planesdrifter's email seems not to be working, but I do believe he is still on leave, until August 20th, if I remember correctly. I believe I may have an alternate way of contacting him, and I will do so. However, Ochilankanicus has been unavailable for contact, and I am afraid, and rather reluctant to admit, that he must be taken off the House's rolls. I am always sorry to see members go, or be removed from the House, but, alas, it must be done. Perhaps one day we will see his return, but we will move on, as always.

Phyle Reports. Or, one report, rather.

Greetings my dark brothers and sisters,

I bet you've been wondering where your glorious Tet has been. Well I should

explain. My parents are divorced and it is still very messy. My stepmom ended

up kicking me out of my house. This has caused many problems, and some of which

were me not being able to get into my email account. But I'm sort of back.

Sadly all my writings were left of my dad's computer so I was unable to submit

any of my writtings to the feud.

First off Congratulations to all of you who participated in the feud who are

Rage

Telona

jaya

knight

aari

and jason

Thats about halfish not good not bad. We could do better but I shant bore you

with the usual go get em speeches. God knows i understand how rl gets in the

way. Well, I'm sure medals shall follow and various greatness. I do have a few

ideas im nurturing for a competition in our phyle but I'm always open to new

ideas so if im on give me an im and tell me what you think. Also if you just

wanna chit chat thats cool too. Sorry this report is so dull but i'll try and

get better.

Remember the news section of our site it is quite useful. I may send you guys

another email with things ive forgotten but right now im drawing a blank

May Darkness Guide You All,

KP Kidouses (Krath)/TET/Gladius of Tarentum

(SE)/DC-KC-O-CS/(BNG)(BNAg)/Cr-1S

Yes yes i know less than 5 minutes later but Ciara informed me of a few things

and found i need to change something.

BIG CONGRATS to the phyle. Way more than half participated in the phyle! That

is very good news. So i just wanted to give you all the pat on the backs youLet's see, what else... oh, hello doctor. What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be at the Asylum? My, what are those three orderlies doing here? Doctor, I assure you, I may return to the Asylum when I am ready, but I am surely

deserve.

KP Kudos

Let's see, what else... Oh, hello doctor, what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be at the Asylum? Doctor, I assure you, I will not be leaving until I am good and re-- ..doctor, please tell these orderlies they will be hurt if they lay hands on me until I am finished. This House needs their weekly report! They must be innoculated on a regular basis with a dose of the greatness that is me! Now, if you'll excuse me doctor, I must continue my report.

The Feud is over, and guess who won! No, really, take a guess. Your guess is as good as mine. I still have no clue yet, but we did make a good showing as a House. Participation could've been up, but I believe, as does our Consul, that our participation wasn't that bad! You should all be proud of yourselves who participated! And for those of you who didn't, you'll be the first to sing in the parade of my greatness. ;)

No doctor, I am not done yet. Now please, shush yourself.

Well, alright, I'm done. still holding a gun to Hotmail's head Only because I cannot remember what exactly this little urchin ate in my last report. I assure you, I will maim and mutilate this vile creature that is Microsoft! No, doctor, I told you, call off these orderlies! Back! Back I say! Have at you! Ni! Ni, I say! Tremble in my power! No, what are you doing?! That's not my straight jacket! I assure you, this plain, awful white one will never do! I'll have you all in chains for this! I am Sithie! No one takes me away! I-- mmmmmmmmmooooorphine....

That's all I remember. Later all! =)

In Servitude,

KAP Sith Bloodfyre (Krath)/QUA/Gladius of Tarentum, (SE-QL)/DC-KC-O/(BN)/Cr-1E/CoL {SA: CORE-CH-O:KS}

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