My, my, my... what interesting little Krathies we have going on in Gladius. Such an interesting response from all of you frikkin' lunatics. They're crazy I tell you! Crazy! Ha! Wickedly insane! Don't ever turn your back on them. They'll steal your pillows. They'll tickle your bunny rabbits until they turn into viscious, man-eating raptors of death! Stop them! We have to kill the bunnies! Ni! Have at you! Have at you, I say! I'll make you all taste death at the hand of my giant souvenier hand! I-- ...oh yeah. I was going to report on the House. That's right. Well, you're lucky! Giant, souveneir hand of death, appease yourself but a few moments while I tell the House how awesome we are! Yes, I said appease yourself. No! That means -NO- killing right now. That's right. Bah! Just... go to your room!

Well, as I'm sure you all know by now, we have a new member. Acolyte Night-Elf Illidian StormRage being our newest member, of course. Again Acolyte, welcome to Gladius. I hope you are taking the welcoming of our House with a grain of salt, so to say. We're really not all that scary. I promise. happens to see Kidouses sneaking up, fangs bared, possibly tempted to take but a few drops from the new member, as well as a few of the older members.. Umm, Kidouses, not right now, hmm? Wouldn't you love to stand over here, in this corner, facing the wall, where it's such a pretty view? Yep, it's granite. Or marble. Have a look and find out for me? Yes, away from the rest of the House. Yep.

Some of you received promotions recently. Knight Camile, who was promoted to the rank of DJK, Lecryo Skelrodran who was promoted to JH, Orin Williamson to JH as well, and Shadowfire, who was promoted to GRD. I'd like to congratulate these individuals on their excellent efforts in their varying situations. I am reviewing the House membership, and will be making promotions, and recommendations, where I see fit. I ask, and encourage you all to remain active, and to help the rest of us continue to make this House as strong as it always is, and to make ourselves that much better. I've worked with almost all of you personally on some level, and I know the talent pool we have in this House. We can be the best when we work together, and when we work in full force. I know nothing can stop us.

The House competition for September is running out. The end of this month is the deadline. Acolyte Night-Elf, since you've just recently joined, you are exempt from this competition, since there's so little time left in the month. But the rest of you, I expect to see great things. You all rock! I can't wait to read all of the stories.

And... hhmmmm. What are you doing out of your room? I told you it was not the time for you to come out. No, I don't care if you are a giant souveneir hand of death, you still cannot disobey my orders! Back! Back to the room, you! What was I saying? Oh yeah... hey. Where are you all going? Why are you backing away like that? Bah. You're all nuts. Looneys I say! Fine, I'll stop talking. Well, I'll stop talking only when you all put on a parade in clown costumes! Ummm, just the fuzzy red noses then? Not even a little face paint?

You're all no fun. I'm going to go and get my giant souveneir death-dealing hand then. Wait right here. Don't move!

=) Talk to you all again later. That's it for this week!

-KAP Sith Bloodfyre