"[21:47] <rakhai> wayne gretzky, the only man I had sex with, wayne gretzky, I be intimate with" don't you mean only person? :P

Alright guys we're onto the second edition of the PCON's report, yea me baby! Anyways, so far I've been moderately happy to the responses I've been seeing to the activity I'm promoting with competitions and such. You guys are doing pretty well. There's always room for improvement, but those of you that are active just need to keep it up and hopefully we'll get those that aren't rolling. :) Don't forget that there's fun hidden stuff in the report as usual, so it's your loss if you don't read it.

<font size="+1">Activities</font>

First off before I tell you about the activities currently going on and all I'd like to say that I'll be cancelling the 3 day emails. They weren't as much of a success as I thought they would be and seemed to confuse a lot of people. Therefore, they aren't as beneficial as I thought, so continue sending me mail, I don't mind, but you're not required to anymore.

Let's see what's going on now. We've got the TCC as usual which can be found here:

http://www22.brinkster.com/grail/acc/default.asp

I'm not very happy about the activity there, so either start participating in it or let me know if you think it's lame and not really fun. I mean honestly guys I'm not here to grab the PCON spot and force you guys to be active if you don't want to. This place is supposed to be fun, so if you don't like the competitions then we need to know, so we can make different ones.

Now COCK is also going on. Everyone should get into the COCK cause well it's just good. It's just an activity promoter, so it's not something you actually have to DO. If you're already doing stuff you enjoy, then you should be getting points automatically for your good activity. You can find the url here:

http://www.dinaari.org/cock

At the site you can find out all information about it along with the point list and current scores. For this week the most active house on IRC goes to Dinaari and the most active house on the message board goes to Ektrosis. Lots of points were lost for inactivity within houses. Archanis has less than 0 points due to this. The site is updated, so check it out. If there are any AWOL members I need to know, so I can get them off the roster and they won't penalize you in this competition.

Well that's right it's time to find out who has the least amount of life amongst us err is the most active! Drumroll please! No Shadow not the rhythmic beating of yourself in the corner. Bah whatever I'll get on with it. The winner is Shaithis from Dinaari. He's been active on IRC, the message board, and been getting lots of CFs from little competitions going on. This means COCK points for you and a shiny DC. Great job Shai and keep it up. Don't forget most active member is selected once a week, so stay active to win!

Speaking of competitions the "name that species" comp is over and the winner is... it's... who is it damnit? Oh yea it's Junkey and Sithspawn both from Dinaari. Quite odd that both submitted quite similar entries. It seems by popular opinion the species has been determined to be Swiperious Mommius or in layman's terms SwipeR's mom. Congratulations you'll be receiving points in COCK and if you win two more of my small competitions, which you'll be seeing more of (including one hidden in this report), then you'll get a medal. :) Pretty sad turnout for this competition, so I hope you guys can do a little more in the next one cough found in this report.

What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea?

He drowned in his teapea.

You want more fun competitions other than just looking at pictures of odd hairy beasts that are dressed up for a night on the town? Alright fine I've got something for you then. A Clan Trivia (ACT) coming to a Taldryan near you is right around the corner (no it's not the weird hairy beast working the corner). That's right folks, you heard me, A Clan Trivia (ACT) will be starting next week on Sunday at 3 PM EST by more or less popular opinion (strangles the NOV I don't care if majority does want it on Wednesday at 3 AM EST!). Therefore, I expect you all to be there and be prepared to enjoy yourself because it should be a lot of fun.

On another activity note, congrats to Ektrosis on their new message board, which can be found here:

http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=91

Also, another note on Ektrosis. I've read the MML entries they've written up and both of them are superb. I'd just like you all to know that you have a great Krath house among you and you shouldn't give them so much crap just cause they're weird being Krath and all. :P

<font size="+1">Medals/Promos</font>

Ahh let me give a quick update on medals and promos that have come through this week while I've been here. Actually read it too cause I think you'll like it hint!

Shaithis - 4 CFs (nice going you've got the highest this week)

Isoldur "Dragon" Cauthon - 1 CF (excellent hope to see more in the future)

Destavol Gin - 2 CFs (2nd most for the week and just shy of some points for COCK, keep it up)

Coranel Both - SE (yay thanks for giving us the Tally's aka Grammys of this great place)

Tiger - BS (yea some ppl take 4 years to obtain these, but tiggy is a constant winner)

Competition due by Saturday next week, so winner can be in next week's Sunday report. The competition is to send an email with an insult of me, your PCON, straight to me, and the my favorite one wins.

Only promotion that came through my desk this week was JamieK who made it to ACO. Awesome that means he's stepping up the bottom rungs of the ladder and is moving on to the better things in the clan. Go Jamie.

<font size="+1">Web Site</font>

Well I've set up a minos.net account for the clan. Here's what I want to do with web sites in the clans. I want all houses to be connected to the clan's database, so everything will be more accessible and easier on everyone. I plan on doing some news scripts for anyone that needs them, login scripts, and other basic scripts as well. If I have time I can help you guys with more advanced stuff you might want. The point is for everyone to have good automatic sites that can be updated easily and to have good looking sites to attract more members. Archanis already has a kick ass site and I'm getting in touch with the web designer of that, so hopefully we can integrate it into the future clan site and database.

An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. A smartass jock in the back of the room asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, "You can write with your other hand."

Now what I ask for the rest of you is for each house to come up with a template design for your house site, so that I can get started on your stuff. Also, one last thing the clan needs a good template design as well. So I'll start a small competition for this. The best template submitted by November 17 wins a SC. Good luck and let's get this clan's online presence looking top notch guys!

OWL Sharad Hett (Obelisk)/PCON/Clan Taldryan/GCx3/(SC)/(SE-WG)/(GNB)/(SN)/(BNB)/Cr-1R-2D/CF/(LSS)/CoL {SA: CORE}

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