Ahh onto the third week with me as PCON. I've seen a pretty good amount of activity going on. Dinaari is definitely the most active house at the moment as can be seen by the COCK results. We need to increase our recruiting efforts and get more active members as we're about to see a lot of people AWOLed. Anyways enjoy the report and don't forget to look for the competition hidden somewhere within.

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TCC is seeing a little bit of an increase although it seems to me that you guys are just signing up and not doing anything. Like I say every week let me know if you don't like something, this includes any competitions we run as well. Anyways get going on TCC as it is a good opportunity to play for fun and get stuff for it. You can practice MPing within your house and get TCC points for it. Just play! Here's the URL for those that need it (sign up people):

http://www22.brinkster.com/grail/acc/default.asp

The competition everyone loves, COCK! That's right folks COCK is probing along into new territory. No, not the latest sorority girl, it's at a house near you! Updates have been made for all that has happened this week. I'm seeing some increases in activity from Dinaari and a little from Ektrosis, but Archanis still needs lots of work. You guys need to get doing stuff, it's all for fun anyway. :) Anyways I've changed some of the points for COCK, so scores have been modified and you can now get more points for participating in stuff, so check it out. Here's the url:

http://www.dinaari.org/cock/information.html

Not too bad on last week's report competition. Kinda sad considering how many members are in the clan, but more participation than the last one, so let's get even more for this one. Total of 6 submissions, so let's have 10+ for this one. Anyway the winner is Shaithis from Dinaari. He submitted three insults and since I couldn't decide which one was best I'll just declare him the winner and post all of them here. :P "If I want to hear from an asshole, I'll fart!" "If my pants aren't at my ankles, don't open your mouth!" "I'd slap you -- but shit splatters." Anyways congrats and that moves you up even more in your points for COCK.

"[22:45] <`peer> Don't worry Dest"

"[22:45] <`peer> The secret is, you've never had a penis. So you have no need to feel disgraced :)" everyone has COCK though, so no need to worry dest

Don't forget everyone, trivia today at 3 PM EST in #taldryan. Winner gets an award (to be determined) and points in COCK! Also, remember this isn't your ordinary trivia. Come prepared to have fun and if you don't like trivia come anyway cause you can just make fun of those that do. :P

Dinaari Brigade Wars are on, so get going on that. To signup go here:

http://24.86.84.194/dinaari/join.php

I want to see lots of participation in this, since it's been hyped up for quite a while. The brigades need lots of work and I think this will really help things out.

Ektrosis has Dark Allegiance still going on and I expect to see a lot more runon participation that has happened so far. You guys need to win this and show HAD what you're made of. Also, best of luck on the MML2. :)

Archanis as far as I know doesn't have much going on specific to them, but be active and do MP comps for CFs and fly for TCC and good stuff like that. :P

A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, "Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind."

The boy said, "Dad, I'm over here."

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The assignment for this week, due Saturday as usual, is to make up a word and give it a definition. The most believable (has to be fictional) entry wins. Have fun everyone and don't forget all entries get COCK points.

Well I don't think I'll do promos/medals or joins/parts anymore since you can read that in Tiger's report and it gets boring seeing everything twice.

The message boards are very underused, so I expect to see everyone using them now that I'm publicly posting the links here.

Taldryan Message Board

Ektrosis Message Board

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I've got a great design coming for the clan web site. I hope to get it uploaded before the end of the week, so we can start getting lots of content on there, then you guys can suggest features you'd like to see. Not a whole lot other web site stuff to talk about, since for the most part I'm in contact with the house web site people.

"[19:42] <freshjive> im a dumbass" that about sums it up everyone

OWL Sharad Hett (Obelisk)/PCON/Clan Taldryan/GCx3/(SC)/(SE-WG)/(GNB)/(SN)/(BNB)/Cr-1R-2D/CF/(LSS)/CoL {SA: CORE}

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