Wow scary I've been PCON for a month. Are you guys tired of me yet?! Oh good I am too, so deal with it. :P Oh and quickly, I'm sorry the report's a day late, but I had a busy weekend and all that. On another quite note, I'm getting a puppy soon, hopefully tomorrow. :) Now other than that Ektrosis is kicking ass in MML2, so keep up the good work weird writers. Last thing to note is that this egroup is now unmoderated, so enjoy sending pointless chatter messages (if this clogs up your inbox don't bitch, just press delete).

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COCK has reached new heights this week folks, check the site for new scores. It's standing at attention and just waiting for people to play it. Keep up the activity and let the COCK stand tall.

http://www.dinaari.org/cock/information.html

"TCC? Still? Sheesh Sharad don't you clan summit guys ever quit?" Well I can't say that we do, so be sure to sign up and participate cause if not it's your ass! Ok not really, but you can get cool stuff if you do. :) Link below as usual:

http://www22.brinkster.com/grail/acc/default.asp

drumroll And most active award for this week goes out to.......... Coranel Both, yay for Corwhore. COCK points for the Krathie and a free castration using the tools of his choice. Also, Dinaari gets Most Active on the Message Board and Ektrosis gets Most Active on IRC. Congrats and keep it up, if nothing else than for the enjoyable COCK.

Whoa hey report winner here we go. This week's entry I found quite funny and perhaps it'll give Archanis a nice kick in the ass to get moving a little more. :P Anyways the winner is DJK Incandescence from Dinaari with the entry, "Archanisia: The disorder caused by a lack of COCK." Be sure to search the report for this week's comp! Also, please include your ID line guys, it gets hard to track you sometimes otherwise.

Well usually I announce that the trivia happens today, but I'm late so I'll just talk about the trivia that already happened instead. Congrats go out to Bubbs who won the trivia and also thanks to Swiper and Xander for participating and last and prolly least (just cause it's Cor :P) a special thanks to Coranel Both for running it while I was out of town. Hope to see you all there for next week's trivia, Sunday at 3 PM EST as usual. If you have any suggestions for the theme of the trivia (must be clan related), then let me know.

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Woohoo the design and layout and graphics and all that crap are all done. The unveiling of the site is finally at hand. News, login, and signup are the only working links as of yet, but competitions will be coming soon, so keep checking back for updates.

New Clan Taldryan Site

The object for this week's report is to send me the oddest looking object you can find. You can create it if you want or find a picture on the internet. However, it must actually look like something tangible not just some abstract splash drawing you made cheaply on your computer. Good luck and let's get in lots of entries this week.

Sorry for less cool comedic stuff and such this report, but I needed to get the info out to you guys and didn't have time to find all sorts of quotes and jokes and all. Count on it for next time though.

OWL Sharad Hett (Obelisk)/PCON/Clan Taldryan/GCx3/(SC)/(SE-WG)/(GNB)/(SN)/(BNB)/Cr-1R-2D/CF/(LSS)/CoL {SA: CORE}