House Kirleta Report.

14/12/02.

by

Battlelord Azazel Djo'Tarr.

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Members of Kirleta & Fellow Summits.

Well its almost that time of year again i guess......when we all face huge cues of mindless Christmas shoppers holding everyone else up because they need to purchase more consumer goods to please their siblings >:P Still......if you can't beat them, then make them get out of your way by other methods ;))

Somewhat a quiet week for me as i get into my routine of being up at 4.45am to work for Royal Mail, and how annouying is it to see someone sending a christmas card with no post code!!! I have been shatterd all week :P ANYWAY.......some good news to follow in the News section for you guy's atleast ;))

So strap yerselves in.......and here we go >:D

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House News.

For all yer latest News hits from around the Dark Brotherhood please visit: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.org/dbjedi/news.asp

1. QUA's annual X-mas leave!! YAY! :D - Told you there was good news. As of Monday, and for reasons of good form, i will be on leave until 1st January. In this time i will be working vast amounts of Overtime, and also visiting members of my family in far off places. Now i would like to see you guys also have a break (those who deserve it), and come back somewhat prepared to start up again and kick some serious tail in the new year. In my time whilst i am away, OBM Waza can submit a House report for next week. Waza i will discuss this with you tomorrow ;) In that time i can and will check my mail, both from here, and my cousins.

2. Kirleta Training Schedule - I have still only heard from some of you, but i will assume that all of you are up for this. When i return i will be holding training nights twice a week between the other Obelisk Comps. More will be posted on this when i know for certain the nights and times that i am able to do this. So hang tight folks!

3. Great Mod you should check out for JO!! - All this week i have been doing my usual runs of the various JO websites looking for some good maps to download and other goodies to get to make the game that little bit more fun. And this time i have hit the jackpot folks! The mod i am talking about is the Jetpack Demo. If your like me, and a great fan of Boba Fett (Definately my fav character other than Vader), then you'll love this mod, eveidently, weilding a saber whilst flying about is a new odd experience ;) Here's a link, its easy to use, but be sure to enable it if you wish to run it: http://www.jediknightii.net/files/index.php?link=file&id=870

4. RM position Open - With DJH Cray Mikalen transferring to House Galthain, the position of Roll Master for House Kirleta is now vacant. If your interested in this position then please send an application to myself and CC OBM Waza. You can before you decide to apply, read up on the position of RM in Darkside compendium. Good luck to all who apply.

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Activity.

Promotions.

None this week.

Medals.

CF was awarded to DJH Markr.

CFx2 was awarded to DJK Reza.

Transfers.

DJH Cray- Kirleta to Galthain (Obelisk to Sith)

GRD Aishea- Rogue to House Kirleta (Welcome back).

Courses.

None this week.

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Reports.

AED.

AED report

1) ok peeps we now have 19 people in the house everyone say welcome back Asheia, now we have 19 peeps in the house & 7 signed up for the ladder in the house comp, where as 5 are troopers & 2 sRg's and of the 5 only one from vashino. with no matches reported,, am I the only one who sees a problem here?

2)for the new troopers we have a house comp running where its brigade vs's brigade go to the Clan site & log in then sign up. If you have trouble mail gord & or get with him in irc & he can fix you

3)everyone should've gotten the clan comp info mail,, go do the sp levels in that mail. & if you can do anything else in the comp do it also.

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OBM Waza Sunrider.

AED of House Kirleta.

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Humour!

Signs That You May Be a Complete Star Wars Addict:

You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.

You don't need a TV and VCR to watch the movies.

You know at least 10 Star Wars website addresses by heart.

You know all the forms in which it's been released (theater, Pan &Scan video, Letterbox, Laserdisc, THX, etc.) and know the differences between them.

You can recite all the dialogue from the entire trilogy.

You quote the trilogy at appropriate moments.

You draw comparisons to Star Wars in casual conversation.

You shell out 10 quid for a magazine that describes the planet Tatooine.

When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, your reply is, "Unexpected this is... and unfortunate!"

You know the names of all major cast members and what they're doing now.

You have a list of major bloopers and inside jokes in your head.

You would feed yourself to the rancor if it meant finding out the name of Anakin's wife.

You're always game to hear the latest rumor about the new films.

Even if you don't buy the spinoff material, you know it's out there, who wrote it, who published it, and you can probably give a synopsis of it.

You can pick more nits out of a spinoff novel than Lucas himself.

You hunt through ROTJ frame-by-frame searching for the shoe.

You have gone over ANH and ESB frame-by-frame, just in case someone put a shoe in there, too.

You think John Williams is the greatest composer that ever lived.

You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into any of those "Classical Collections"...

You make lists like "101 Uses for An Ewok," OR "Signs You May Be a SW Addict!" (no comment)

Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars. (DOH!)

Your friends regularly quiz you on SW factoids.

Whenever you buy a new appliance, you always make sure and get that one that speaks Botchie.

You know more about the major characters personalities than Lucasfilm does.

When something is just out of your reach, you close your eyes and try to "force" it into your hand.

When your professor hands you back a paper and says, "Commas are your weakness," you retort, "And your faith in your friends is yours!!"

You know all the words to that Ewok song.

Every time someone tells you one of their deepest secrets you gloat and say, "You're far too trusting."

You insist on telling people the odds about everything.

People tell you to stop saying, "I have a bad feeling about this" so often.

You are counting the days remaining until the release of the next prequel movie.

You can't pick up a flashlight without waving it around and humming.(Damn...their on to me!)

You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday life.

When you experience insomnia, you begin counting nerf.

You know what a nerf is.

When you put Star Wars in the VCR and push "play," it's like you're being transported to another world.

Someone mentions being abducted by little green men and you respond by pointing out that Yoda would never do such a thing.

You find yourself discussing characters from the books and movies as if they were actually old friends of yours.

You don't need subtitles when an alien speaks in one of the movies.

You have a pet named after one of the characters.

You have a child named after one of the characters or stars.

You truly believe you are strong in the Force.

Yoda and Ben appears to you in your dreams and you take their advice on a regular basis.

A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you start up or close windows. (Bugger)

You truly believe, after 13 years, that the new movies will be released any day now.

When you get in trouble and your parents decide to punish you, they know that the only way they'll get through to you is by taking away your privilege to watch Star Wars.

You dream about Star Wars, both at night and during the day.

When you read SW books, you can see it happening in your head.

You can't read a quote from one of the movies without acting like the person who actually said it.

James Earl Jones will ALWAYS be Darth Vader to you, no matter what other role he is in.

You are saving your money now. Because the special editions and prequels are coming out soon and you know that what you want to do will require a lot of money.

You've actually assembled a working lightsaber.

You search swamps looking for Jedi Masters.

You refer to your mother-in-law as "The Hutt."

You listen to the Imperial Theme for inspiration.(might explain my tone in my reports :/)

You listen to any other Star Wars music for inspiration. (Gah!)

You have Star Wars checks.

You send a shoe to George Lucas, hoping it will make it in his next film!

Whenever you see a cinnamon roll, you can't help but think of Princess Leia.

You bet your friends on how many times the band will play "The Imperial March' in a college football game.

You still wear your Star Wars underwear. (Guilty as charged!).

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Humpy Bumpy scrumpy.

Just a wee reminder here about competitions, the December comp sign-up form is on the CSK website (link is in the AED's report), please sign-up if you have not already done so. Do try and get some matches played asap when you can arrange one.

Also remember that PCON Darkonian has a comp running at the mo (mail was sent out in the week, details on events can be found in last weeks House report, online report archive on the Kirleta Roster), by the way.......i think someone poached my fiction idea for the Krath section >:P

Ponders putting a bounty on someones head here unless a substantial amount of credits are put into his ercswart account

On the topic of the PCON's comp, is anybody else having problems getting that level to work? My game crashed every time i have tried to play the damned thing.......which means that your Qua falls at the first hurdle >:P Not to worry......i'd rather see one of you win it myself rather than me.....becuase had it had worked, i would've completed it within an hour :P So do let me know how you get on with it as i have'nt seen any screenshots of this as of yet.

Well thats me all about done......see you on mIRC ;))

Until next time.......Stay Sharpe.......Stay Hungry >;}

Chin-chin.

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Respectfully Submitted.

ENV/VA Azazel Djo'Tarr/DREAD Tranquility.

SSx3/BSx3/PCx5/ISMx4/IS-1BR/LoC-PSx22/COL/CoB/OV-2E [LGNR] {IWATS- AIM-CBX-M/1/2-RT-SM/2/3-TT-XTT} ( Sith Infiltrator - "Sabertooth" | Callsign - "Wolverine" )

OBL Azazel Djo'Tarr (Obelisk)/QUA/Kirleta of Satal Keto,

(SC)/(SE-WG)/(BN) {SA: G:LS-S:ISET}

GG/HNR Azazel Djo'Tarr/Alpha-Phare-Frigg.(MoPx4)(MoSc-2) {DGA-Core-PC-PL-FR}

"Regere Sanguine Regere In Veritatem Est."

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