SAPPHIRE SQUADRON REPORT JANUARY 3RD, 2003
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Another week, a new year, and one more useless, boring, uninformitive, same old sh-t, blah, blah, blah report.
Enjoy. :P
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Missing: One PCON
Sapphire Training Run
Master Student Program
Frigate About It
Awards and Promotions
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#001 - Missing: One PCON
Proconsul Arion is missing. If anyone has seen him contact your nearest Consul.
Along with that, our own fearless leader (that's QUA Scithe for those of you who are confused) is having problems and is away for an undetermined time. Until our fearless leader (ie. Scithe) returns, our fearless backup leader (AED Abel Malik for those of you who can't keep up) is in charge.
#002 - Sapphire Training Run
Every month we will have a little training comp in Sapphire. I will name three free missions from each platform and the top three in each will be rewarded.
Start Date: 2003-1-1
End Date: 2003-1-31
Awards: 1st place - Crescent w/Emerald Star
2nd place - Crescent w/Topaz Star
3rd place - Crescent w/Quartz Star
*in each game platform
Missions/Levels:
TIE FREE #210 - Cause For Alarm
http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=848
XvT FREE #124 - Protecting Platform Daedalus
http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=886
XWA FREE #82 - Imperial Glory
http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=873
Send your pilot files to me ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) by January 31st.
Now get flying and good luck!
#003 - Master Student Program
As you all have read (or are about to read) we have a new method of promotion in Clan Naga Sadow. Stay tuned for further information from your loving Consul on this matter.
#004 - Frigate About It
Our very own ACO Uther took second place in the "Name a Frigate that dosen't exist but we really want it to so DGM Mairin just give it to us Anyway" contest. Congrats Uther.
#005 - Awards and Promotions
Lets Start with Medals:
None.
And now Promotions:
None.
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#001 - Sapphire Training Run
#002 - HLK Monthly Flying Contest
#003 - Information and other various tasks can be found in the operations section on the squadron website.
http://www24.brinkster.com/bobsquadron/
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CMDR/SW Bob
More Alcohol Abuse.
FM/GRD Talon Karrde/Sapphire 1-2
IRC Activity.
FM/Open Position/Sapphire 1-3
FM/Open Position/Sapphire 1-4
FL/SW Carl Lost/Sapphire 2-1
Completed TIE TC Battle #201 - 30 missions.
Submitted for Sapphire Training Run - TIE portion.
Submitted for Sapphire Training Run - XvT portion.
FM/ACO Uther/Sapphire 2-2
Submitted Character History for DJB.org.
Submitted entry for Consul's Frigate Naming Contest.
Completed IWATS IIC/1
Completed TIE IW Battle #25
Submitted for DGM Christmas Bonanza - Presents portion.
Submitted for DGM Christmas Bonanza - Carol Singing portion.
Completed BoP Free #1.
Completed IWATS BitchX.
Taken IWATS Computer Basics course.
Completed IW Tactics course.
Completed IW Advanced X-wing course.
Posted on CNS message board.
FM/Open Position/Sapphire 2-3
FM/Open Position/Sapphire 2-4
FL/SW Janos Silverwulf/Sapphire 3-1
IRC Activity.
Passed DB Leadership Studies.
FM/ACO Ksian Qui-Soran/Sapphire 3-2
On Leave; Dec 27th to Jan 10th.
Posted on CNS message board.
FM/PRT Saber/Sapphire 3-3
No Activity.
FM/Open Position/Sapphire 3-4
_NOTE: No Activity doesn't mean you didn't do a damn thing...It just means I just didn't see you do a damn thing :P
Also, if you don't tell me about it I can't report it._
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
That is all!
SBM Bob(Sith)/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow
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