Proconsul Report

2003/01/18, 11:00 PM, Proconsul - Clan Taldryan

Ok that should be it for basically everyone's Winter Breaks now. What does this mean? It's time to get down to business and kick some ass. We've got some major developments here that I'd like to bring to everyone's attention. Ektrosis is undergoing major changes for the better. Sharad has found new motivation to get things done. Taldryan site is undergoing some cool new updates. GJW is coming up. This means get motivated cause we've got stuff to do.

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Motivational Speech

Sharad's Pimping Service

Sharad's Real Life Updates

Motivational Speech

We suck! Whew that was motivational. Now the real point of that is quite different that what you probably read. You're ready to read on and flame me for being a dumb ass.

Taldryan has the best Obelisk house in the DB by far. Dinaari will carry the Obelisk events without too much trouble. Are they going to take that to heart and get lazy? They better not or they'll hear from me about it. :P

Ektrosis, what can I say about these Krathies? They prove their worth time and time again when they beat the hell out of everyone and take First Krath House. The difference this time is that no one will be surprised. Major changes going on within the house structure will be contributing to the new and improved House Ektrosis, the Krath house that WILL win their events for the GJW.

Ahh it's Sithie time. You're all wondering what I will say about Archanis I'm sure. Here's the deal: the feud results were absolutely pathetic. It was a big letdown, yet quite inspiring. Some people may be adventurous enough to put these guys down and say they suck, but I know better. The potential is there and the kind of slaughter received in the feud will bring them to new heights. If they don't kick some serious ass in the GJW I'll be surprised.

Does this mean we should all be egotistical little bastards and do nothing and we'll win anyway? You're damn right that's what it means! No, I'm just kidding. :P Jac put it right in his email over the egroup when he said Taldryan is special because we stick together. If anyone in here isn't willing to support everyone else through the good AND the bad times we go through, then find the door because you're not welcome here. We have a job to do starting in just a few weeks. We are three houses, but still one entity. The result will be amazing to those witnessing the GJW. So let's get out there, have fun, support each other, and KICK SOME ASS!

Sharad's Pimping Service

Wow it's still here and there aren't any complaints. Does that mean I'm doing something right? Nah it couldn't possibly be that.

Big Bad Ass Cool Taldryan Members for this Report

Jac Ae-Sequiera Cotelin - nothing special here, just a big loser

Alanna - 2 reports in a row, she nailed KPN for her consistent good work

Bubbles - she gets QUA and she's off on a good start, hail the skills

John "Backfire" Doe - ahh much better, from copying and pasting to real reports, the vast improvement is hereby recognized :)

Pellaeon - great commander, he just pimps his squad on to greatness

Anga Salinas - not only is she cute, but she got a promo and is doing some excellent work in propelling Ekky to new heights

Devin Taralis - he's back and he's active, it doesn't get much better than that

freshjive - settling in nicely as AED and keeping up the whoop ass skills

Shaithis - he never tires of kicking ass and taking names, so in the name of Taldryan keep it up

Skorbacca - new to Ekky as of yesterday, he's already on fire by giving me a few graphics and willing to do more

Sharad's Real Life Updates

Got a second pup on Thursday. He's a flat coated retriever (similar to black lab) and his name is Boreas (read Borius). I swear he's related to a bear. He's bigger than Apollo and moves and looks just like a bear. He has powerful jaws and is slower and clumsier than Apollo. They have a hell of a time playing together now and have almost perfected tug-o-war with each other. He's really smart and is already learning to come when called.

Let's see we got some nice snow on Thursday and some of it is still here. Nice to have a little bit of that being in the South where it's rarer. The dogs love the snow and seeing them slip all over the ice is pretty damn funny. :P Other than the dogs and the snow things around here have basically been a lot of school, a lot of work, and plenty of movies. :P Till next time...

Activities

CSP-Tarentum Clan Feud

The feud is OVER (read not happening anymore for those of you that are slow in putting that in your reports). Run-on results should be in tonight, so the final results should be out very soon and we'll see what happens.

Taldryan Combat Consortium (TCC)

Ok this is just free medals now. The activity is low as usual, so this will be its last month running. We'll see if we can get some other things going that spur more activity in its place. URL:

http://www22.brinkster.com/grail/acc/default.asp

A Clan Trivia (ACT)

Well the trivia is definitely taking its toll on me for coming up with questions. Be in #taldryan at 3 PM EST today and I will have pulled something out of my ass for the trivia. :P

<> QUA Escort/Sith Champion

You should know it by now, so if you don't you're one of a few things:

1) an idiot

2) newcomer

3) blind

4) inactive loser

<> January Krath Monthly Topics

Get on it everyone. Medals are up for grabs!

Poem:

"Hymn to Pain"

Style: Limerick

Min: 1 page

Max: 3 pages

Font: Arial, size 12

Describe a painful experience your DB character has gone through. You can adapt a real life situation if you wish, or adapt a role-playing situation or the like.

Fiction:

"Invasion"

Style: Short Story

Min: 2 pages

Max: 10 pages

Font: Arial, size 12

You feel a strange twang in the back of your head. Something is not right at your Clan's HQ. You leave your studies and investigate, only to find a horror beyond horrors stalking your fellow clanmates! You track it, trying to keep out of sight, but you fail. The horror has found you!

<> Tourneys

As seen on the Obelisk Order web site:

Obelisk Arena

Mondays 3:00pm-5:00pm EST

Members: All DB

Awards: Clusters of Fire

Primary Host: Sukuth - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Backup Host: Khaen - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Platform: JK/JK2

Settings: Any

Royal Guard Team Tournament

Saturdays 3:00pm EST

Members: All DB

Awards: Clusters of Fire and Crescents

Primary Host: Sukuth - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Backup Host: TBA

Platform: JK2

Settings: Special 2v2 (see GMRG site)

Obelisk Vengeance

Wednesdays 6:00pm-9:00pm EST

Members: All DB

Awards: Clusters of Fire

Primary Host: Shaithis - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Backup Host: Khaen - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Platform: JK/JK2

Settings: Any

Obelisk Madness

Fridays 7am-10am EST

Members: All DB

Awards: Clusters of Fire

Primary Host: Selket - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Backup Host: Khaen - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Platform: JK/JK2

Settings: Any

Obelisk Crusades

Fridays 7:00pm-9:00pm EST

Members: All DB

Awards: Clusters of Fire

Primary Host: Destavol - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Backup Host: Khaen - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Platform: JK/JK2

Settings: Any

OHC's Rampage

Saturdays 2:00pm EST

Members: All DB

Awards: Clusters of Fire

Primary Host: Reza - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Backup Host: Mark - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Platform: JK

Settings: Any

OHC's Cup

Saturdays 3:00pm EST

Members: All DB

Awards: Clusters of Fire and Crescents

Primary Host: Reza - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Backup Host: Mark - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Platform: JK2

Settings: Any

Royal Guard Team Tournament

Saturdays 7:00pm EST

Members: All DB

Awards: Clusters of Fire and Crescents

Primary Host: Reza - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Backup Host: Dagger - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Platform: JK2

Settings: Special 2v2 (see GMRG site)

DB Fight Club

Sundays 7:00pm EST

Members: All DB

Awards: Clusters of Fire and Crescents

Primary Host: Vindoros - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Backup Host: Reza - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Platform: JK2

Settings: Any

Dark Side Duels

2nd Sunday of each month (psst next time you see Khaland tell him he's an idiot for not having a time :P)

Members: All DB

Awards: Clusters of Fire and Crescents

Primary Host: Sukuth - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Backup Host: Eoth Kun - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Platform: JK2

Settings: Special

Web Sites

That's right, work has commenced on the website. I have added a random image above the page title. This is to showcase Taldryan banners by members. The true purpose of it is to use it as recruiting material. Someone comes to our site and sees the cool quotes on our images and the cool images themselves and says, "Hey this clan looks like fun." Then, they join us. :P Anyways I have been working on some other stuff for the site, which very few know about. When I get that up and running I think you'll like it, so keep checking back. Competitions page is still in the works because it's damn boring to work on that script. :P Always updating and always pimping, the Taldryan site is your haven for all that is good.

http://www.minos.net/~taldryan

Links

Dark Brotherhood

Deputy Grand Master's Office (competition approval here)

Taldryan Message Board