Quaestor Report

2003/02/14, 11:00 PM, Quaestor - Battleteam Ludo Kressh

Edition #052 - February 15th, 2003

Hail.

New Aedile, one less CMDR... That's the way it goes as always. Let's congratulate the other Malik as the new Aedile. (Yes, this is confusing... :p) By the way, no applications for CMDR of Diamond until the end of the GJW. I want to maintain Malik as acting CMDR until we agree on some name and to keep you all focused on the more important work.

<li>Activity</li>

Well, while you are moaning about Aediles that come and go and grabbing that beers and vodkas, remember you have some GREAT JEDI WAR to participate, if you are not too much bored...

If you are interested on some extra stuff on your ID line, try the Sith Core test, the DB Leadership test or the Sith Tactics test. Everyone on command positions or desiring one MUST have passed the Leadership course.

<li>Participation points listing</li>

All stuff you do shall come through me for points. If you have submitted something, remind to FWD or CC me...

Also, the points table is on Quaestor's Office, Room 1501 of the Kressh Fortress.

<li>Comps</li>

There are still a lot of things to do:

Squad vs. Squad: New Monthly comp based on the old MFC format, but the totals for squads will count for an extra prize. Fly like hell and send all pilot files to me as usual. Crescents for most missions individually and Industrial Points to overall squad.

GJW: Read more about here

<li>On the Works</li>

Focus goes to the Single Player missions for the Great Jedi War.

<li>Awards, Promos and stuff</li>

Legion of the Scholar (LS) awarded to SW Janos Silverwulf (Sith)

<li>The Squads</li>

Diamond:

No CMDR, no report.

Sapphire:

SAPPHIRE SQUADRON REPORT FEBRUARY 14TH, 2003

<table cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red" border="1"> <tbody> <tr> <td>INTRODUCTION</td></tr></tbody></table> Lots and lots to do for you all including THE GREAT JEDI WAR! So far the senior members of Sapphire are carrying the squadron, I would really like to see some activity from the younger members this week. I realize some of you are on leave, but any little participation will really help out Sapphire and more importantly Clan Naga Sadow. Keep up the great work Sappharians. <table cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red" border="1"> <tbody> <tr> <td>REPORT SUMMARY</td></tr></tbody></table>

Great Jedi War
- Great Jedi War Run On
- Great Jedi War Battle Plan
- Ludo Kressh Aedile
- Clan Force Powers
- FEB Sapphire Training Run
- HLK Monthly Flying Competition
- Multiplayer Competitions
- Awards and Promotions

<table cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red" border="1"> <tbody> <tr> <td>S..T..U..F..F</td></tr></tbody></table> #001 - Great Jedi War This is, as you well damn know, our main concern. The Sith portion was announced and the free missions are due by 11.59pm EST on 23rd February 2003. All submissions should be sent to SHW Hades ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) and DGM Mairin ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) and CC me ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]). For full details and to download the missions check out the official website at:
http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.org/dbjedi/dgm/index.htm So far we have 6 submissions from Sapphire squadron, which is great, but I want to see more. Like our Consul, I expect every member of Sapphire to compete in the Great Jedi War. Don't worry about your score, do your best and participate. You will get your Clan a point just by participating. So get Flying! #002 - Great Jedi War Run On The Clan Run On continues. It is open for all Orders, so go and contribute to the story. http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=20 So far just myself and Janos have posted. Again I would like to see a few posts from others. We need every member to at least post once to help out the score. If you need help feel free to ask me and I will assist you in any way I can. It ends the 17th. So get posting! #003 - Great Jedi War Battle Plan Carl Lost has done a great job at coming up with a battle plan, but we need assistance. I would love to be able to put all of Sapphire's names on the final entry. So input is needed. I've sent the plan to you all. Any additions, changes, alterations, comments, or ideas.....Speak Up. This portion of the GJW is not going to be due til the end, so we have some time with this. So get thinking! #004 - Ludo Kressh Aedile Abel Malik stepped down this week as Aedile and went rogue, thus leaving an opening that was quickly filled by Malik. This leaves Diamond squadron without a CMDR at the moment. I don't know if the summit has already decided on this or are going to take applications, but for any of you who think you have what it takes should quickly apply to QUA Scithe and AED Malik. #005 - Clan Force Powers Consul Goatham has released what are Clan Force Powers are to be. Check them out at:
http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewtopic.php?t=4554 #006 - FEB Sapphire Training Run Another month, three more free missions. Start Date: 2003-2-1
End Date: 2003-2-28 Awards: 1st place - Crescent w/Emerald Star
2nd place - Crescent w/Topaz Star
3rd place - Crescent w/Quartz Star in each game platform Missions/Levels: TIE FREE #105 - Blowing Crap Up
http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=350
XvT FREE #11 - The Test of Skill
http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=305
XWA FREE #65 - Combat Patrol
http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=753 Send your pilot files to me ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) by February 28th. #007 - HLK Monthly Flying Competition* Remember, by submitting to this you are not only giving yourself a chance for a medal, but more importantly helping out the squadron. The two active Squadron of the House, Diamond and Sapphire, are to compete over the period of a month. The objective of the comp is to acumulate the larger amount of flown missions by the pilots of each squad. Pilots shall be awarded individually with the proper Crescents regardless of squad or position. The winning squad will be the one with the most missions acumulated by its pilots on the month. The winning squad shall be awarded a total of 10 Industrial Points per month victory. All missions/battles available on TC Battle Center Individual scoring:
Crescent w/Sapphire Star (Cr-1A) for 1st place

Crescent w/Emerald Star (Cr-1E) for 2nd place
Crescent w/Topaz Star (Cr-1T) for 3rd place
Squadron overall scoring: 10 Industrial Points (as permitted by the SHW) All pilot files should be sent to QUA Scithe and CC me. #008 - Multiplayer Competitions The Dark Brotherhood is converting its MP comps to include the Sith. So all MP XvT/XWA players should check out the Obelisk Combat calendar (http://obelisk.minos.net) for times and dates for events. Its a great chance to win a Cluster of Fire and pratice up for Phase 2 of the Great Jedi War. #009 - Awards and Promotions Lets Start with Medals: None. And now Promotions: None.

<table cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red" border="1"> <tbody> <tr> <td>STANDING ORDERS</td></tr></tbody></table> #001 - Great Jedi War Stuff #002 - Sapphire Training Run #003 - HLK Monthly Flying Competition

<table cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red" border="1"> <tbody> <tr> <td>THE USUAL SUPSECTS</td></tr></tbody></table> CMDR/SBM Bob
Got Drunk. FM/GRD Talon Karrde/Sapphire 1-2
IRC Activity.
On Leave. FM/Open Position/Sapphire 1-3 FM/Open Position/Sapphire 1-4 FL/SW Carl Lost/Sapphire 2-1
Email Activity.
Completed TIE portion of GJW.
Submitted Battle Plan. FM/PRT Uther/Sapphire 2-2
Email Activity.
Completed XWA Free #63. FM/Open Position/Sapphire 2-3 FM/Open Position/Sapphire 2-4 FL/SW Janos Silverwulf/Sapphire 3-1
IRC Activity.
Posted on GJW Run On.
Completed TIE portion GJW.
Completed XvT portion GJW.

Completed XWA portion GJW. FM/ACO Ksian Qui-Soran/Sapphire 3-2
No Activity. FM/PRT Saber/Sapphire 3-3
On Leave. FM/Open Position/Sapphire 3-4 Squadron Mascot/Fred the Seal
Assisted in Covert Ops.

NOTE: No Activity doesn't mean you didn't do a damn thing...It just means I just didn't see you do a damn thing :P
Also, if you don't tell me about it I can't report it.

<table cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red" border="1"> <tbody> <tr> <td>HAPPY VALENTINES DAY</td></tr></tbody></table> To help you all have a Bob-like Valentines Day, I give you the following step-by-step instructions. 1.Preparation Have you ever heard the expression 'Never drink on an empty stomach'. Well the 1st step to successful drinking is to completely ignore this. In fact don't eat anything 24 hours before the session is due to begin. This will ensure the effects of the alcohol having a faster effect.
PS Don't worry you will eat, only much much later. 2.Begin With The End in Mind To different people, a session of successful drinking can lead to a different outcome. However I would class these 3 scenarios as an ideal conclusion to a successful drinking session: 1. Getting Laid
2. Getting arrested and looking at prison time
3. Unconscious in an alley lying in my own puke 3.Getting Ready ** Required items:
Minimum of $80 (ideally borrowed with no intention of repayment)
3 Packets of Cigarettes & lighter (as above)
ID (as above)
A good attitude (later on this becomes just an attitude)
A large bottle of vodka for the morning (see 7) 4.The First Drink** Should be as early as possible and somewhere inexpensive. After all, this is the place where the transformation from a regular guy to a crazy, psychopathic, sex & alcohol crazed thug begins. To begin the session, order a beer and a vodka at the same time. Although people may tell you not to mix drinks. Tell them off.
Rule: Always Mix Drinks. It achieves the desired effects much faster.
Tip: Cider & Tequila 5.Now You're Drunk And the only things on your mind are more drinks and women. Now the drinks are no problem as you still have a pocket full of money (and you just happened to go to the bathroom when it was your round).However women could be a problem. The problem is that, although in your intoxicated state you think that you are the best looking, best dressed, most charming, interesting, funny guy in the whole bar and really are gods gift to women, the truth is: you can't speak properly; your breath stinks; you have multiple alcohol (and other) stains on your new shirt; and the crap that is coming out of your mouth could put an amphetamine addict to sleep. My solution: Drink faster. There are women out there who will shag people like you. At first they may seem unattractive but as more alcohol is consumed they achieve model like status. Only at this point do you make your move. 6.Food By this time you are a mean bastard and need some food, fast. However, there must be no messing around with sissy-like salads and crap like that. The food you now devour must be the greasiest in town. If there is nowhere open, go to a 7-Eleven. Buy some butter. Heat it in the microwave and eat that. Only after eating can you continue your session of more drinking, shagging, puking and childish vandalism. 7.The Morning After Feeling hung over. I have no solution except drink more. You have got such a headache and messed up stomach that not even a bionic aspirin can help you. So go and pour a strong vodka & whatever and knock it back. Repeat this 9 times and the hangover soon becomes a memory. If you woke up in a strange women's bed then congratulations. You just indulged in some mindless, drunken sex without a care about contraception or if the women enjoyed it as much as you but who cares, there are more important things to worry about. Last night this woman looked like a supermodel. So in the morning do not look at here. Her supermodel looks may have changed to Godzilla with breasts. Quickly drink the whole bottle of vodka (see step 2, Note: stash vodka under pillow) in under 2 minutes. Now you may look at the beauty you just shagged. However, move quickly leaving a wrong name and phone number before the vodka wears off. I call this 'the vodka trick'. Repeat steps 1 to 7 until kidneys and liver fail

That is all!

SBM Bob(Sith)/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow

Also, remember to visit the new Sith Order page in order to keep in touch with the last issues about squadron administration and points. <li>Closing Notes</li> The report is over, now I'll concentrate back on my Mighty Mug o' Milk if you dont mind...

I still want to hear from ya. If you have any issue, any kind of trouble, a question or simply want to send me to someplace weird, don't hesitate and click [Log in to view e-mail addresses] and say it. I can be sure you'll be heard (or read in this case) and maybe you can do a great favor to you and to me.

Well, enough babbling.

SBM Scithe (Sith)/QUA/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow

(SC-SoA)/(SE-QL)/DC-KC-O-CS/(BNG)(BNAg)/Cr-1S-1D/DSS/CoL {SA: G:LS-S:CORE-S:ISET-S:ESET}

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