Yay! It is now time for yet another one of my reports. I got your major, important news right here so listen up!

Promotions/Medals

Nothing here but I've heard that I might be able to give out medals for GJW participation :) Just have to wait and see what's going on with that decision.

Competitions

I might as well rename this section to GJW Info because that's all it's going to be about!

Phase two is out if you've not heard :P Just a poem and story for the Krath plus the open events and a war game! If you've not checked that out yet, shame on you.

Please help out with the war game by doing some trivia! Check out the questions for this week at http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewtopic.php?t=5089 Make sure you send in your answers by 6pm GMT Saturday. I'm sure someone has already sent in their answers and gotten the bonus points already :P Not really fair to us who can not be online checking stuff 24/7.

There are also single player missions you can play if you so desire. I think it is open to all clans and not just those engaged in their fighting.

What am I talking about? Don't understand the war game rules (you're not the only one)? Check out the Q&A sheet at http://www.aleema.net/gjw/GJWFAQ.html

Clan/House News

Well there has been a lot of talk about joining forces with other Clans for the war game. That's pretty much all the chatter going around.

If you've just crawled out from under that vurtual rock, we have a new PCON. Everyone say hi to Battlelord Jondaar Domi! He came highly recommended for the job and will not let our hopes down.

In other news, Gladius and Tarentum have both gotten message boards on the big EH board. The link to both are, as always, under my signature.

With a new board, I'd like to start thinking of setting up a new website. Now no need to start thinking about this yet. Keep it in mind though :)

Telona's Funnies

I know this is the part you've been waiting for :) Since no one said they didn't want to see this, I'll keep it going.

Bepples

2001 Personal Account

(2001) I have a strange ex-boyfriend (doesn't everyone) who was the mad-inventor type. He was always devising clever schemes. He would come out of the bathroom with a revolutionary idea for a toilet paper holder. One afternoon we were driving in the country when we noticed strange round balls hanging from the trees. We stopped to pick a bunch. They were amazingly light, and when you cut them open, they looked a bit like Styrofoam.

Wow! A cheap natural packing material! No petroleum reserves depleted! We named them "bepples" and I put our collection on my mantle. Eventually my ex-boyfriend moved out into his own place. As a playful house-warming surprise, I put a few bepples in his medicine chest.

One day I came home from work and noticed a large swarm of sickly wasp-like creatures flying around my apartment. It only took me a short time to realize that the bepples were really dormant wasp nests!

I quickly alerted my ex, and threw out the bepples before any harm could come to me or my cat.

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Lost some brain cells yet? If not then wonder if some others have lost theirs. Anyway, everyone have a productive and safe week!