Bwaha! They haven't taken my database access from me yet! :P

This relatively bemusing little rendition of the Headmaster report comes to you in this slightly altered format, due to the fact that... well, I'm Headmaster, but only for however long it takes them to remove me.

So, without further ado, this week's news!

1. To Be, Or Not To Be?

I suppose it's, "Not to be." I'm not staying Headmaster. I've received some very, very positive feedback on my work, and hope that the appreciation is voiced in positive manners. I don't want people mudslinging the Grand Master for his decision (although I've heard a few interesting things...).

For those who care, I'm not going to disappear into the vast depths of the unknown regions of... well, y'know. I'm not. I'm really looking forward to trying my hand at a new position, with new duties and new obstacles to tackle. This removal wasn't because I was a bad person, or a bad influence - I just wasn't doing what Firefox feels needs to be done. This, in turn, means that - unless I'm horribly mistaken - I will still be welcomed into other positions. w00t w00t!

1. The Lesser Of Two Evils...

I am proud to announce that Jac abuses the news function worse than I ever did. :P

1. The Meaning Of Life

For those who haven't already discovered the purpose to their existence yet, allow me to enlighten you. There are 3 necessary components:

1 - Fun.

2 - Cookies.

3 - Love.

These three things are central to your enjoyment of life. Go forth and acquire them all! Bring back all the pieces, and you can unlock the door to the final boss - The Big Happy Thing.

1. I Got Nothin'... Really!

Yea, that's all. I'm done.

Enjoy yourselves, folks.

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Former Headmaster of the Shadow Academy

"I am darkness incarnate."

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