Boy how the time flies :)

Promotions/Medals

Dark Side Scrolls were given out today. 4 for Rage and 3 for Demerzel. Great Job guys. To see what they submitted for the Dark Voice, make sure you go check it out. More information is on the DB website.

On a side note, I got an award last week after my report was made. Nothing you've not read in Hades report though.

Competitions

The Mystics have a little battle team competition going on with another team. All you Mystics, uphold your name and honor!

I'm hoping to soon put information here about the clan competition :)

Clan/House News

Well the AWOL check is over and unfortunately we had to say goodbye to five of our members. Hopefully they will decide to become active once again and rejoin our ranks.

Speaking of people joining us, there are none! Are you doing your best to bring in new members? If you said no to this answer do something about that. Call up a friend and get them to join or get in touch with some of the rogue members and get them to come to us. We really need to rebuild our numbers and the only way is to bring people to us.

I am currently working on figuring out our old website. With luck, we'll just keep that one and I'll be able to support it well. I'll let everyone know when I'm willing to start taking graphics for it. Until then if you have any suggestions on how the site should look, let me know.

More talk is going around about the clan website. If you want to see something speak up! If you want to help, speak up! I don't have ESP and I'm sure no other summit does either. We rely on the words from your mouth to guide us to do the things you'd like us to do.

I see the messageboard is only bringing in the same people. I'd like to see more of you people taking part in all that's going on. Even if it's just a post now and then on the word run on.

I'm starting to plan a house competition so stay tuned for that :)

Telona's Funnies

No one try this at home or anywhere else to be exact!

Daredevil

2002 Darwin Award Nominee

Confirmed True by Darwin

(29 September 2002, United Kingdom) (29 September 2002, United Kingdom) The Parisian Yamakasi craze, a building-jumping fad inspired by wire stunts in action films, has been likened to a martial art by its practitioners. This urban "art form" was the inspiration for a BBC TV advertisement wherein an office worker travels home by leaping between buildings, over fences, and around antenna.

So it seemed perfectly normal to Marc, 22, to engage in a spot of building jumping during his free time. However, this Darwin Award Nominee failed to take into account the fact that he was not a highly trained gymnast, and could not clear the 20-foot gap between two multi-story car parks in Maidenhead. He also failed to consider the result of a body hitting concrete from a height of 40 feet. His friend said, "We just did stupid stuff when we were bored, like finding gaps to jump." The result was inevitable...

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Submitted by: Mark Garner

Reference: Maidenhead Advertiser, 10/4/02

Well that's it for this week folks! Great job to everyone who participated in the GJW. We'll be hearing about who won that competition soon, with luck. Everyone have a fun and safe week!