HOUSE LUDO KRESSH REPORT APRIL 5TH, 2003

---

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red"> <tr> <td>INTRODUCTION</td> </tr> </table>

"Hello, and thank you for calling the House Ludo Kressh................

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly

If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3 and 4.

If you suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, press 5 but do it v-e-r-y- s-l-o-w-l-y and carefully.

If you are dyslexic, press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.

If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8.

If you have schizophrenia, listen very carefully and a small voice will tell you the number to press.

If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press a number for you.

If you are depressed, don't bother to press any numbers. No one will be able to help you anyway.

If you are paranoid, you don't need to press anything. We know who you are, we know what you want, and we know how to reach you.

If you suffer from low self-esteem, please hang up because all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red"> <tr> <td>REPORT SUMMARY</td> </tr> </table>

• Great Jedi War

• Master/Student Program

• House Website

• Squadron Commanders

• Sith Multiplayer League

• Coming and Going

• Promotions and Awards

• Kressh Training Run

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red"> <tr> <td>FRESSH NEWS</td> </tr> </table>

#001 - Great Jedi War

It's over. Now we just wait to see the results....not like we really want to see them though. :P

#002 - Master/Student Program

This week saw some nice progress to get this program up and running. Just a reminder if your interested in being a Master or Student, contact me.

#003 - House Website

I have been hard at work creating a new website. The framework is done, now I just need to finish up with the minor details.

#004 - Squadron Commanders

Sith Warrior Carl Lost has been appointed as the new Commander of Sapphire squadron. Congrats!

The position of Diamond squadron CMDR is still open. For those of you interested contact me. ([Log in to view e-mail addresses])

#005 - Sith Multiplayer League

Going to start pretty soon. Go sign up now.

Sign ups are at http://www.battlestats.com/clubs/view/?3628 The Club ID is 3628.
If you're confused by anything go to

http://www.geocities.com/marikallees/dsaguide/join.html
This has the best instructions available.

#006 - Coming and Going

Lets Start with Coming:

Novice Illandian Hunt.

Protector Corran Horn.

Dark Jedi Knight Var Zoraan.

And now Going:

Dark Jedi Knight Var Zoraan.

(After only 19 minutes and 58 seconds he transferred to HPG, might be the fastest I have ever scared someone away)

Protector Corran Horn.

(Took me a little longer to scare him away)

#007 - Awards and Promotions

Lets Start with Medals:

Legion of Scholar - SBM Malik

And now Promotions:

GUARDIAN Uther

ACOLYTE Illandian Hunt

#008 - Kressh Training Run

Just a basic little free mission competition to give you all something to do.

Start Date: 4-1-03

End Date: 4-14-03

Three free missions from each platform. The three high scores in each platform will be rewarded.

1st place - Crescent w/Emerald Star

2nd place - Crescent w/Topaz Star

3rd place - Crescent w/Quartz Star

*in each game platform

TIE FREE #194 - Quest for the Sith Orb

http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=686

XvT FREE #56 - Treachery at Phare System

http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=662

XWA FREE #32 - Attack on the SSD Avenger

http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=571

Send your pilot files to me ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) by April 14th.

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red"> <tr> <td>THE USUAL SUPSECTS</td> </tr> </table>

SBM Bob

IRC Activity.

Flew TIE Free #216.

Flew XvT Free #125.

Flew XWA Free #32, 88, 94.

Drank excessively.

SBM Malik

Aedile duties.

IRC Activity.

SWL Tron Sadow

On Leave. (Representing HLK in Kuwait)

SBM Scithe

Master duties.

Submitted Graphic - GJW Phase Two

SW Carl Lost

Commander duties.

Master duties.

IRC Activity.

Flew TIE Free #194 - Kressh Training Run.

SW Den Darkhill

IRC Activity.

SW Janos Silverwulf

Master duties.

IRC Activity.

DJK Jack Stone

IRC Activity.

DJK Karim Sukkarius

IRC Activity.

DJK Sevren

IRC Activity.

JH Sancho

No Activity.

JH Phelan

No Activity.

GRD Uther

Flew XvT Free #82.

GRD Talon Karrde

IRC Activity.

PRT Ksian Qui-Soran

No Activity.

PRT Saber

No Activity.

PRT Dark Eclipse

No Activity.

PRT Corran Horn

Joined HLK.

Joined Master/Student program - MST Janos Silverwulf.

IRC activity.

Posted on Clan Message Board.

Flew TIE Free #194 - Kressh Training Run.

Flew XvT Free #56 - Kressh Training Run.

Flew XWA Free #32 - Kressh Training Run.

Flew TIE-DB Battle #11.

Flew XvT-DB Battle #2.

Flew XvT-DB Battle #5.

ACO Illandian Hunt

Joined HLK.

Joined Master/Student program - MST Carl Lost.

Joined Sapphire squadron.

IRC Activity.

Flew XWA-TC Battle #1,2,3,4,5.

Posted on Clan Message Board.

Passed SA Sith Core.

NOV Torral Darkstar

Joined Master/Student program - MST Scithe.

Passed SA Leadership Studies.

Passed SA Sith Core.

Passed SA Sith Flight Studies I: ISET.

Passed SA Sith Flight Studies II: ESET.

House Mascot/Fred the Seal

Helped with funeral arrangements of Steve the baboon.

_NOTE: No Activity doesn't mean you didn't do a damn thing...It just means I just didn't see you do a damn thing :P

Also, if you don't tell me about it I can't report it._

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red"> <tr> <td>THE SQUADRONS</td> </tr> </table>

Sapphire Squadron report: http://darkjedibrotherhood.org/dbjedi/viewreport.asp?ID=3707

Diamond Squadron report: Currently without Commander.

Emerald Squadron report: Currently Closed.

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red"> <tr> <td>KRESSHIAN OF THE MONTH</td> </tr> </table>

Every month the Quaestor shall nominate a member of House Ludo Kressh who has shown a measure of activity, progress, innovation, or dedication to Clan Naga Sadow.

MARCH: GRD UTHER

Uther went all out in helping this month with the Great Jedi War. He answered the wargame trivia questions for turns three and six along with flying the XWA free mission for turn six. Uther also was an important member of the Battle plan team, adding some nice details.

Along with that he also managed to fly 5 other free missions this month, earning himself the first ever title of Kresshian of the Month.

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red"> <tr> <td>CONCLUSION</td> </tr> </table>

A very, very, very, very, productive week. Lots of activity which makes your Quaestor very happy.

Some new people coming and going. The master/student program getting started. A new squadron commander chosen. We are headed in the right direction.

Now that the Great Jedi War is over, some of you can expect some nice rewards from myself and the Clan Summit. I gave some suggestions to the higher ups, even though they didn't ask for them. :P

---

That is all!

---

SBM Bob(Sith)/QUA/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow