Wow what a week! Details below!

Promotions/Medals/Joins!!

Well Rage got a medal but she is gone so it doesn't matter now.

We do have three new members in our house!!! Everyone please welcome GRD Obscurus, DJK Brenn Tantor, and Epis Sith Bloodfyre! Two are return members and one is completely new to us. Make them feel as welcome as you can!

Competitions

The BT feud is still on for those Mystics who are participating. Until a new TET is posted, send stuff to me.

Do not forget the house competition that's going on. It ends at the end of this month so send in your submissions! Details are as follows:

1.  Design a creature. 

While digging up an old Sith book on a planet about to be swallowed up by its sun in a few thousand years you are suddenly attacked!

What is this creature that you could not sense with your Life Sense?  What is it doing on this uninhabitated planet? 

Submit in .doc .rtf or .txt format with the subject  'What is that thing?!'

NOTE:  Do not just make this a current Star Wars creature.  It must be of your own design.

2.   Design a room.

What in the world does our meeting room look like?  You deside!

Submit in .doc .rtf or .txt format with the subject  'Now that's a room!'

3.  Design an old book.

We talk about all these old books we read and how much information and secrets they hold but what do these books look like?

Do they smell?  How do they feel?  Use that wonderful imagination of yours to describe one!

Submit in .doc .rtf or .txt format with the subject  'Dang old book!'

Awards for each part will be as follows:

Sapphire Star for first

Emerald Star for second

Topaz Star for third

All submissions are to be sent to me at [Log in to view e-mail addresses] There is no min. or max. limit to page size for these :)

Clan/House News

A lot of upheavel is going on right now. Let's hope things settle down and we can get back to business. I encourage everyone to take a look at both sides and read what's going on.

Rumors have been going around about who is leaving or staying. I say let them be the ones to say they are or not. I do wish those who are leaving or gone the best of luck.

My activity online will become spotty as the last few weeks of college are coming to a close and I'm looking graduation in the face :) Plus there are now many other stresses in my life but no need to know that.

Keep up to date with the latest news on the news page and make a visit to the new Dark Brotherhood message board at: http://www.chaoslogic.com/db/message_board/

Remember that I am looking for a Trial Master to take over things for me. I included details of that in my last report so go take a look at that for those details. You new people can also potentially become TM. Remember this is not an official position but it will look good should you go after an official position and it's good activity points in my eyes :)

I still would like to hear ideas for our website and to get some graphics to put up on it. Don't everyone flood my inbox all at once now.

Make sure you participate in the competitions!

Telona's Funnies

All I gots to say about this one is: WHY?

What's New Pussycat?

1999 Darwin Award Nominee

Confirmed True by Darwin

(May 1999, Spain) Two German tourists were enjoying the last day of vacation at Safari Park, a wild game park in Alacant. Safari Park is a controlled reserve hosting a variety of wild animals living in natural habitats. Visitors driving through the park are cautioned not to open the windows, and to remain within their vehicle at all times. Frequent warning signs were posted in many languages, including German.

While driving through a tiger grotto, Willhelm and his companion parked the car, emerged from it for reasons that are unclear, and locked the doors behind them. They were set upon by three Bengal tigers lurking in the brush nearby. The big cats, two males and a female 10 to 12 years old, pounced on the unfortunate couple, breaking their necks and quickly silencing their screams.

Security guards rushed to the scene, arriving to find the woman beheaded and the man disemboweled.

DarwinAwards.com © 1994-2003

Submitted by: Jordi Palmou, Mathias Sistonen, Brent Wyrick, Eicke Schomann, Michael Walters

Reference: Europe Press

Well everyone have a great week! Remember to play safe and take lessons from all these funnies I post up. You have no idea how many times people do things like that.