### The Weekly Jac

Report from the Office of the Deputy Grand Master

5 . 10 . 2003 <-

mmmmm....tastes like....report time.

**** All That Personal Stuff ****

So I went to my Girlfriend's Sorority Date Party last night, hence the late report. Well, I have a tip for all of you who are frequent to Jac's advice: do not give blood and drink a twelve pack. If you do, you will end up passed out in front of your girlfriend's house, face down in the grass.

Anyway, I'm done with tests for now, so I am happy. More to come in 3-4 weeks...boooo. I did decent on all the ones I took, so that's good, eh?

This week was Greek Week at my college and I coordinated everything for my house and ended up getting us second place in the variety show and second place overall. I was pumped, cause my house hasn't won anything in a long while. w00t!

**** The spies and stuff ****

So I bet that most of you have heard by now that we have an "Intel infiltration." Oh my god, what are we going to do?!?! That SG is so good at doing dirtywork and how will we ever survive?! Taste the sarcasm?

Personally I don't want to give it another thought. Intel is a waste of space imho, and all of these guys think they can outsmart without us finding out. Believe me, we hear more about the operations of Intel, than Intel's own leaders. :P

For instance -- Ramos, did you actually think that we would believe that a Rogue Protector who made an extraordinary fuss about leaving the EH would be legit? Heh. I may say that I am stupid, but I'm not.

What's the point of this? Well: Quit wasting my time, thanks.

**** Website updates ****

Screw school, screw girlfriends, and screw everything in real life that isn't associated with those two things. They are the cause of not being done with the websites I want to be done with. oh -- and screw Mother's day too.

I'm tryin folks....:P I'll have them out soon. Competitions still just need to be emailed for now.

**** MB Updated ****

I updated all the avatars that I have recieved and I fixed all the moderators. yaaay

**** The List: ToDoToDoToDo ****

• Don't add anything to the to-do list

• Finish the DGM site

• Finish the other two websites I'm working on

• Assist in the creation of the RPG system and the Wargaming system

• get a 4.0 in school (yeah good luck)

Boo-yah...done

His Eminence, Lord Jac Ae-Sequiera Cotelin

Deputy Grand Master to the Brotherhood

Grand Master Emeritus, Ex-Fleet Admiral

aka That Stupid Jac Guy