Ladies, gentlemen, Undesirables!

An impromptu competition comes before you. Puns for all! On a whim, and after chatting on Telegram, we have a pun competition for your enjoyment for the upcoming weekend in honor of Star Wars Day (yesterday, May Yhe Fourth Be With You), Revenge of the Fifth, Cinco De Mayo, and anything else we can celebrate. Puns are based on humor and UNoriginality. Rip off a line and yack(s) it up. Make it an amusing cantor! Nyuck nyuck. Third-Level Crescents for all, upgrades possible! It's quick and simple, just like my mom.

Submit your best puns, and have fun with it!

-Beef