Intro

Hello everyone and welcome back to another HAP Aedile report! Last month RL kinda kicked me in the Az so apologies for the miss. As this report puts me at a full year past my first, I''d like to revisit an old topic. So, sit up straight and pay attention if you want to get on our new Consul's good side!

News and Events

• Regent Report - Oh boy, so much going on here. Magistrate positions involving possessions open until May 11 and much much more.

• Consul Report - featuring a most splendidly regal new seal

• DGM Magestrate Applications are open until the 27th

GMRG/INQ/SA Activities

Kelly Mendes -

• Placed 5th in the first quarter of the GMRG leaderboard *

Areticus Altainatus -

• Run-On Studies Passed

• Fiction Studies Passed

• Advanced Warfare Passed

• Planets and Moons Passed

• Ranged Weaponry Studies Passed

• Regions of the Galaxy Passed

• Galactic History 102-104 Passed

• Dark Maven in Galactic History Gained

• Inquisitorius Rank elevated to VI: Inquisitor*

Dralin Fortea –

• Inquisitorius Rank elevated to VI: Inquisitor*

Doku Rivendare -

• Inquisitorius Rank elevated to IV: Apprentice Inquisitor

Lorien Sinclair -

• Essentials 105-106 Passed

• Dark Pundit in Essentials Gained

• Comms 101-102 Passed

Aedile Moment

For this month’s “Aedile Moment” I wanted to focus on something I haven't talked about since my first report: Drugs and You. Now, I have previously mentioned some of the more common drugs you may encounter whilst out and about murdering and enslaving, but as Arden is now our Consul I thought I'd revisit the topic as there have been some new developments and definetly not because he's forcing me to do this as a part of some kind of rehab program.

Yaladai

Yaladai is powerful stimulant known to sell for prices many times higher then glitterstim. It is pushed by spice dealers to those who want to experience extreme clarity associated with the drug, similar to other spice variants. Yaladai is so potent, it has been known to refresh users, even if they had endured extended activity. It is worth mentioning that Force users have experienced enhanced abilities to touch and control the Force. Despite this seemingly positive effects, it could often amplify negative emotions associated with the dark side. It is extremely addictive and the long-term use of the drug would cost a lot as a single dose will run about 1000 credits. Is it worth it? I think not.

Pol pollen

Pol pollen is an addictive stimulant that can be purchased in a tube form, and is inhaled through the nose. Made popular by the Rodian bounty hunter Slyder, who was addicted to pol pollen, and ended up devoting more and more of his income to his addiction as he lived on the luxury cruise ship: Star of Empire. Slyder believed that the drug gave him a heightened ability to reason. Whenever he believed that he had a moment of brilliance, he would reward himself with a dose of the pollen. There is no actual proof that the drug will heighten any of your abilities, but it will eventually bankrupt you.

Savorium herb

Savorium herb is a kind of plant made by the Ithorian botanist Zorneth and another human botanist named Klorr Vilia. When eaten, it replaces one's mind with nothing but peace and joy, and gives the consumer a new sense of submission and lack of inhibitions. Those under the influence of the herb are often referred to as Smilers due to the perpetual grins on their faces. It is said to be given the term "slave drug" considering slavers, pirates and other criminal personnel would have favored its mind-altering abilities. Honestly, there are much cheaper and better ways to make slaves and we all know peace is a lie so why bother with this nonsense?

So there you have it. Instead of spending those hard earned credits on a short term high with long term consequences, buy yourself something nice, like a hat.

Competition Links

• Aliso In Pieces - 2 days to do an easy and quick Puzzle

• Pranks Galore - 5 days to prank someone, Fiction

• Exozoological Discovery - 5 days to get those critters in, Graphics

• My Crib - 10 days left to show off your room or wherever you sleep , Graphics

Closing

With that I'm going to bring this report to a close. Looks like the summer movies are kicking in with Deadpool 2 and Solo just around the corner. Remember: NO SPOILERS. And if you get a chance and you like scary/suspensful movies, go see "A Quiet Place". Those of you who frequent telegram have already heard that it's amazing and comes highly recommended from several of our members. Olso, remember to not do drugs (unless you want Arden to hurt you and force you to teach a class on why drugs are bad) and go do all the things. Honestly, Fiction aside, it will take roughly 20 minutes and you can avoid Furios' Fury :P.

Ozzy, Let's roll!