Salutations Taldyranites and more!
Thank you for reading my first report as the Taldyran Proconsul, you avoid the wrath of my hammer for now.
Let’s get this started
The Great Mock War Event will run from June 3rd until June 24th. There will be a variety of competitions running through the entire event and during the individual weeks. This is for us to get ready for the Great Jedi War and see where we are at, because we are going to win first place this year. Our two magnificent teams are the Blue Wampas and Red Charhounds. The Blue Wampas are led by V.O.D.O. and the Red Charhounds are led by Zentru’la.
To think I was just starting a year ago, and now I’m second in command of an entire clan. I appreciate all of your support and I am going to do my best to set a shining example as Taldyrans new Proconsul. I might not become the Grand Admiral or anything; because as most of you know, I love Elysia too much. While I can never live up to his grandiose, I am going to do my best to fill the Ewok sized shoes left by the former Proconsu…wait, wait, wait.
So you mean to tell me that I need to fill these?
Koda asked, holding up a pair of Ewoks sized black military boots.
Have you seen my feet? These will rip!
The lines were delivered dryer than jerky. Celevon glared at Koda and pointed to the teleprompter repeatedly without a word.
Yeah I see what the prompt says, it's awful. Whoever wrote the script is just going to throw in awful and dry humor, and I'm not for it.
Koda crossed his arms, judgingly.
"I'm going to be taken seriously, I'm a governor for the Force's sake. Now with more responsibilities."
Cassandra, whom sat atop a director’s chair, sighed deeply and rested her head in her palms before calmly speaking, "Just do the damn commercial…it's good promotional material. And I'm not a dry writer."
I also have a lot of hair to clean up then…
The next set of rewards will be coming around after the GMW I, so sit tight for those amazing rewards. I look forward to helping give them out and writing up the recommendations for them. Maybe someday we’ll get another Diamond Sword in our mitts, who knows?
~The Hammer of Taldyran,
Governor Koda Kendis
Taldyran Republic
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Woo! Ewok shoes!
Awesome report!
As for the shoes... maybe they could double as mittens? Though I think they would still be too small... We'll figure something out.
LET'S GO CHARHOUNDS!