Welcome, one and all, to another Voidbreaker report. That’s right, darlings, we are back! I hope everyone is enjoying this opportunity to relax after the war. If you have not already, be sure to thank the DC for putting on such a massive event. Perhaps you should even give them a hug. I have heard that the DCers like hugs.
With that said, on with the report! I must admit, I had a difficult time selecting a theme for this month. With the holidays coming up, I was tempted to do a holiday theme. But December 5th was Day of the Ninja. So, when faced with a difficult dilemma, I did what any reasonable person would do. I scoured the internet for gifs that involved both ninjas and the holidays. Your welcome.
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Our beloved Proconsul has restarted the competitions to build and populate Selen with interesting locations and NPCs. You can read more about it here. Go, participate, and make your mark upon our lovely fictional world!
The push for an active social media presence for House Qel-Droma continues! Do you have any war entries that you are particularly proud of? If so, then be sure to get them over to Zujenia to be featured on one of our social media pages! If you haven’t already, be sure to check out the HQD Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube pages. They look amazing!
Now that the fires have died down and the spoils have been divided, it’s time to turn our attention to our next great task: expanding on the Voidbreaker storyline! There’s riches to be won and enemies to be thwarted as we set out to establish ourselves as the baddest group of smugglers, pirates, spies and ne’er-do-wells in the Dajorra System. We’re putting the finishing touches on the storyline, so look for updates and new competitions in the beginning of next year!
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The call to war was issued, and the members of Voidbreaker stepped up. Congratulations and well done to everyone who participated! A special congratulations to Tali and Grot for participating in every bin! Finally, congratulations to Lee for her promotion to Mystic, Grot for his promotion to Professional, and Luka for their promotion to Acolyte!
Timeros
Leeadra
Tali
Kelviin
Grot
Koliss
Juliana
Luka
Sildrin
Adem
Lucine
Amazing job, everyone! I am so proud of you!
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Look! Things to do!
There's lots more where that came from! Check them out on the [Competitions] page!
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All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is that time again! Do you have a burning question? Perhaps you are curious about the future plans for Voidbreaker? Or really want to know what goes with the fugly Sithmas sweater your Aunt Matilda gives you every year? Now is the time to ask! #DishWithTheDiva is back!
Tali asked a whole slew of questions:
Any post war celebrations? I plan to enjoy a nice glass of 50 year old Corellian whiskey while I catch up with my contacts.
How shell-shocked is Lucine? Not as shell shocked as she could be!
How damaged is the Voidbreaker? Not as damaged as it could be!
Where do we store all our sweet loot? Do we need to upgrade the ship's hold to fit your ginormous war booty? Well, darling, I already have a few contacts lined up to store our treasures in a secure location until we are ready to spend it. Incidentally, I also have a very good assassin on call in case you should ever reference my ‘ginormous war booty’ again.
When is HR going to visit? I have referred you and your question to our beloved Consul. I have no doubt she will be happy to address any HR concerns you might have. Most likely with profanity and her fists. Enjoy!
What is this mandatory Wine and Chips day marked on our calendars? Wine doesn't go with chips… Obviously, darling, you have been consuming the wrong chips. Allow me to educate you and your unrefined palette.
How do you respond to accusations of your person being seen fraternizing rather frequently with Consul Rhylance? The amazing thing is that when a person is pleasant to be around, they tend to make friends. It is not too difficult a concept to understand.
How do you keep your hair so red? Is it with the blood of your enemies? My hair is the product of good genetics, superior breeding, and a strict hair care regimen.
What is your favorite Space Shanty for those long jumps through hyperspace? It is a toss up between Rolling Down to Old Endor, or Blow the Man Up.
Can we expect lektastic events in VB's future? But of course! There’s this great upcoming event about REDACTED where the crew of the Voidbreaker REDACTED and then REDACTED! Things go smoothly until REDACTED as REDACTED with a REDACTED. At the end, everybody REDACTED. It is sure to be a hit!
Kelviin asked: Are you ever troubled by personal questions about your booty and social affairs, attached to improper hashtags? Sometimes I am, darling. Fortunately, I have a specific corner picked out aboard the Voidbreaker. I go there when I feel the need to either cry or plot horrible vengeance.
Kordath Bleu asked: What's your favorite shade of blue?
A shade that is ‘not too dark nor too light’.
Rhylance asked: How prepared are you to pay up on the deal we made? After that speed date debacle, I'm going big with my request. I always repay my debts. But really, I did you a favor. You have been spending entirely too much time with corpses; people were starting to talk.
Satsi asked: Satsi's off to break Rhylance's face for chipping Lucine, because nobody gets to beat her hoe up but her. How does the lady feel about this? :P Well, I guess it is good to see that you are opening the lines of diplomatic communication. But please try not to break his face too badly; it is sooooo difficult to be friends with ugly people.
Zujenia asked: What is your drink of choice? Tea during the day (unless whomever I am drinking with is partaking in alcohol), red wine or whiskey in the evening.
Terran asked: Do you have any shipboard celebrations planned for Lifeday? A mandatory Wine and Chips party, apparently.
Lee asked two questions:
How do you feel about back pockets in the front? If back pockets were in the front, then would they not be front pockets?
If you had to pick your favorite Wookiee, who would it be? That is easy. It is Kelviin, by leaps and bounds. Chewbacca never released any Wooken Park videos. Just sayin’
Wow, that tree has some mad ninja skillz.
As the war winds down and we head into the holidays, I wanted to take the opportunity to let ya’ll know just how grateful I am to have the opportunity to interact with all of you on a daily basis. I could not have asked for a better battleteam. You are all amazing and I adore every single one of you. This has been a great year, and I am looking forward to seeing what next year has in store!
That’s it for this month! As always, if you have any questions, concerns or just want to chat, feel free to contact me via email ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) or on Telegram (@LucineVasano).
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Woohey! Moar reports! Moar threats of indiscriminate violence! Moar awards! Moar Arcona!
I, for one, am looking forward to [REDACTED] down with the [REDACTED] and y'all next week! :)
Great report as always, Lucine!
Congrats all once more on such a job well done! Also, for on those promotions and merits!
Now give me day content!
I, personally, would never mention your ginormous war booty. At least not to your face. :P
I'm really just admiring the ninja holiday GIFs, I've gotta be honest. Also the report though!
And you can has all my entries...even the bad ones. :P