[HQD Summit Report]: Lek’d and Loaded
Introduction
A Message from the Quaestor
Hallo, my lektastic Qel-Dromites!
WAR!
Have you heard? War is not a dirty word. Crevice is a dirty word. Moist, doubly so!
But I digress, the Fifteenth Great Jedi War is upon us, and we’re facing off against the nefarious Force cult of the Children of Mortis (or CoMunists, as I like to call them). Time to show these wrong-thinkers what we right-thinkers think about them and their wrong thoughts about the Force! Ain’t no philosophical argument that hasn’t been solved by the generous application of lightsaber and blaster bolts!
I hope you all read up on the Fic tion Up dates ahead of time like I strongly recommended last month? Because knowing your enemy is the half the battle. In case you need a TL;DR, we’ve got you covered.
Now get to ass-kicking! We’ll see you on the other side, and remember: Any submission is better than no submission! Arcona Invicta!
Signed, Your Lekhead
A Message from the Aedile
Hello fellow Qel-Dromans!
War has begun! Hope everyone has been enjoying themselves doing all of the things ^.^
I have been swarmed with the tides of busyness these last few weeks but you’ll all be seeing my face more in the coming weeks once things stabilize.
Anywho enough about me, there’s a war to fight and a short report to read! Let’s kick some Children of Mortis tail!
Arcona Invicta!
Signed, Jazzy
Table of Contents
- Introduction
- House Fiction Update
- News
- Awards, Promotions and Transfers
- Crescent Leaderboard
- Competitions
- In Closing...
House Fiction Update
No House Fiction, only WAR Fiction.
News
Arcona News
Awards, Promotions, Consul Report
- Meyrath Rizara was promoted to Knight! Congratulektions!
DB Wide Updates
- War Fiction released!
- Find out who we’re fighting and where!
- The Justicar would like to remind you all of the Nepotism Policy. Worth a read, JST stuff is important! Especially if you have any IRL relationships with other DJBers.
- The Voice has given us a Clarification on RP Clusters of Ice. TL;DR: You get one per 500 words of RP, as long you’re staying within the DB universe and use a character sheet.
- The RedQek has unleashed her first Consul report! Frigid tidings abound!
- Last report, we encouraged you to apply for the SA. This month, we say: CONGRATULEKTIONS, ZUZA!!!
- Important news about How the GJW will go down. Read it, and be smart in the lekku, or kidneys, or whatever organ you do your best thinking with.
HYPE!
Selected bits of amazing stuff you majestic sausages have been up to during the War thus far!
- Archian has been going above and beyond in gaming, helping out in both Hearthstone and Pokemon Unite!
- Eleceos has been absolutely dominating in the Button game! Holy heck, so many points and explosions! They even carried over to the RO!
- Mune wrote a cunningly brutal Combat Fiction with an explosive ending!
- Edema has been kicking ass with over 2200 words of RO goodness, blasting foes from on high!
- Mey has been kicking butt in the Spaceport, though paying a price for his bravery! Be like Mey!
- Our wee-Lee kicked all the buckets in Phase 1!
- Lucine also burned a swathe through the Phase 1 buckets. Did someone order toast?
- Princess A-Aru, recently returned, has almost binned the whole damn War! And, is that a pickle he's armed with?
- Mex was seen fixing droids under fire, their generosity almost being their death. Stay safe, Mex!
- Druzk has been pasting enemies and holding ground against the Lightbringers. But how many foes can a fresh Knight handle?!
- Kathka has been... shooting a bow at crystal monsters while riding a rocket-propeller Varactyl? Have I been snorting crystals?
- And Doon has been commanding our valiant fight from the Voidbreaker, putting that hard-won mercenary experience to good use. Keep our people safe, doon-doon! The burden of command weighs heavy.
Competitions
Here is a list of how to kick all the buckets in what is assumed “the easiest way” possible:
- Like in Phase 1, there’s a multiple-choice quiz. A passing grade is not required, and true Jedi let the Force guide their answers!
- A fun wee flash game. A valid submission can be accomplished in literally a minute!
- The button is back! Go to #Settings on Discord, click “Mange optional roles and channels” and give yourself the role “DeeDee”. Then go to the #button channel and cut a wire. Score a single point, and you’re done!
- We’re all hoping to see at least 500 words of your exploits in our Clan RO. What’s that? It’s our shared story we’re writing about the valiant defence of Fort Blindshot! Don’t be shy, now’s your time to shine and leave a mark in history! 500 words of kicking ass is all it takes, just watch out for those crystal raptors.
- Give a holler in #arcona-war-chat, then form a posse and play a game of tic-tac-toe or battleship. Take a screenshot and presto, you’ve just done your Casual Gaming Comp
- Can you draw stick figures? The Comic comp accepts teams of Me, Myself, and I, so you’re always in good company and have the creative lead. Why not draw a few panels of your 500 words of RO shenanigans for a double-whammy?
Complete the above steps and you’ve kicked all the Phase 2 and Event Long buckets! Well done, you majestic pickle! <3
AskLeksAvery
Archian had some pre-war questions:
- ”Do we expect unexpected Deaths?”
- Tali: “This seems like an oxygen moron.”
- Avery: “I think you meant oxymoron?”
- ”New armor or new weapon?”
- Tali: “If you stab the enemy first, you von’t needt protection later.”
- Avery: “Certainly new armor.”
- ”Which creature would be the most useful during a war?”
- Tali: “Vell, you can never go vrong vith a beast of burden…” glances at Strong
- Avery: “I guess it depends on what purpose it might serve.”
- Tali: “Vell, you can never go vrong vith a beast of burden…” glances at Strong
- "Pat Pat" or "Smash Smash"?”
- Tali: Lekpat
- Avery: Smashpat
- Tali: Lekpat
- ”Will Arcona gain the first place?”
- Tali: “Arcona hecking Invicta!”
- Avery: "Is there any other place?"
- Tali: “Arcona hecking Invicta!”
- ”Hug? Kiss or something else?”
- Tali: “Err… I’ll go for a consensual hug.”
- Avery: “Depends on the relationship.”
- Tali: “Err… I’ll go for a consensual hug.”
- ”Shall we make a feast from grilled Borgs at bbq?”
- Tali: “If ve survive this one, you can bring any meat you like, as long as it’s not sentient.”
- Avery: “Tali has the right idea.”
- Tali: “If ve survive this one, you can bring any meat you like, as long as it’s not sentient.”
- ”Which horns do you like the most?”
- Tali: “Sera’s got a cute set, but not a horn expert.”
- Avery: Grins
- Tali: “Sera’s got a cute set, but not a horn expert.”
- ”Should Archian try to heal or kill more at this war?”
- Tali: “Keep our allies safe, andt stab the ankles of everyone else.”
- Avery: “Heal allies and foes depending on the circumstances.”
- Tali: “Keep our allies safe, andt stab the ankles of everyone else.”
- ”Tajga can join along?”
- Tali: “Of course! Everyone’s invited to a Var!”
- Avery: “Always room for more.”
- Tali: “Of course! Everyone’s invited to a Var!”
- ”Shall we invent translation screen for no speaking Arcona members?”
- Tali: “I hear Kelviin has been doing goodt vork on his translator. I’m sure if ve ask nicely, he can share his progress?”
- Avery: “We should! Reading scientific journals taught me the technology is not as streamlined as I thought.”
- Tali: “I hear Kelviin has been doing goodt vork on his translator. I’m sure if ve ask nicely, he can share his progress?”
- ”Do we expect unexpected Deaths?”
In Closing…
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
As always, if you have concerns, ideas, feedback, recommendations or a general need to chat, we are always here for you. Whether on Discord (KuyAurelian#4515, Jazzy#2356) and or email.
Signed,
Sherlek Holmes & Dr.Watson
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Invicta!!!!!!