INTRODUCTION

Like most (at least for commanders of Sapphire), this past week blew by in a Bud Light-drenched haze of bar hopping and amnesia.

The debauchery has sunk to such a level that I can’t recall the last time I went to sleep by choice -- you know, actually looked at a clock and said, “My gracious, the time is late. I should get some sleep.” Instead, night after accursed night, I hurtle towards exhaustion.

If you don’t keep your eyes on the road, life will knock you into the gutter. Lucky for us, the gutter is infinitely more interesting.

It just occurred to me that I have no idea where I was going with this. Screw it -- cut the losses.

FROM YOUR SERGEANT

Sergeant Scarlet here with some good news for you. Our Wiki page is complete, nice job Krataa.A few other things going on in our battleteam is the Sapphire Trivia created by our own Bob :), join in fun. Also we Have SW Building Creations I created with Marcus helping me to judge your creations with building blocks or use the program online to use legos to build your Star wars creation, who doesn't like to build!!There will be more to come soon in July. I plan on making more competitions as time permits. I'm very proud of Sapphire Squadron,were strong and on going, keep up the good work!!

FRESSH NEWS

#001 – Dark Jedi Knights!

Two of our very own have reached the coveted rank of Dark Jedi Knight. Congratulations to both Scarlet and Bentre! Well-deserved and well-earned promotions, Keep up the outstanding work.

I am activating Bob Warning 22: Newbies with lightsabers.

#002 – Reaper’s Call

We have officially hijacked the Marauder Corvette Reaper’s Call as our own mobile operating headquarters. I’ve already hung the fuzzy dice from the rear view mirror, installed the 8 track player, and slapped the “Drunk Chicks Dig Me” sticker on the bumper.

While the ship still maintains Clan priority, we are free to use the ship as our means to travel from one shenanigan to another.

#003 – Quaestor’s Black Guard

Dark Jedi Knight Bentre has earned a spot among the Black Guardsmen serving our esteemed Quaestor. I’m sure he will have his hands full defending our fearless leader from the vast number of pranks Sapphire organizes against command staff positions.

(Bob slowly eats the map to the locations of the exploding toilets)

#004 – Sapphire WIKI

Thanks to Krataa, Sapphire’s status on the WIKI has been updated including the Sapphire Squadron WIKI page. Check it out when you get a chance.

https://wiki.darkjedibrotherhood.com/view/Sapphire_Squadron

THE USUAL SUSPECTS

Lots of activity of course from the greatest Battle Team in Naga Sadow history, I’m not going to list each and every item this report.

Look for a weekly update that will list just activity coming soon to a Squadon near you.

CONCLUSION

As per the standard, you guys continue to rock the Kasbah while your Commander graciously golf claps in the background.

I’m very proud to have the honor to be your leader and enjoy helping you all achieve vast amounts of fortune and glory.

For Sadow!

SWL Robert Sadow