Taldryan Proconsul Report: Fare thee well, sweet psycho

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Taldryan Proconsul Report: Fare thee well, sweet psycho

"You must never be satisfied with losing. You must get angry, terribly angry, about losing. But the mark of the good loser is that he takes his anger out on his beard and not his victorious opponents or on his teammates."

-- An Excerpt from The Bearded Tome: Chapter 20, Verse 2

AT-AT In Death Star Hangar

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Greetings Folks,

We return now to the Proconsul Report, this time with more results, and some celebratory congratulations for some of Taldryan's finest, and we end with a sad farewell. Now, onto the emotionaly rollercoaster!

Headlines that You Need to Know

  • The Great Jedi War is Over
  • People got Rewarded!
  • Tarax is gone, much sadness
  • Rollmaster's Corner
  • Competition Roundup

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GJW XI Results: Taldryan Comes Second

So, the Great Jedi War has finished.. and Taldryan has come in second. I'd like to congratulate Arcona for their victory. We fought hard, and we had some pretty good successes, but in the end, we came up wanting. Every time one of these events comes up, I always try to find some awesome way to end it off. I would like to find a way to appropriately thank all of you for your hard work. But I'm not that great of a wordsmith. So what I will do is leave you with the words from the HBO Series Band of Brothers, which is everything I always want to say to you guy.

When I look at where were are today in comparison to where Taldryan was when I came back to the DB... I have nothing but pride. I came back at a time when we were completely rudderless, we had no drive, no direction, no pride left. I look at us today, and I see Taldryan once again as it should be: proud, strong, and active.

But we don't get better by sitting back on past successes. We have to always be seeking to improve ourselves, lest we fall back into the sloth of the past. We've come a long way, but we can always get better. The Summit has already begun working on new plans to help Taldryan continue to grow together as a group. We'll have more updates on this in the coming weeks.

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Taldryan's Finest: Stand and be recognized!

In the wake of one of these huge events, it's fairly normal to see people being awarded for all of their prodigious efforts within the event. This time around, we got to award new and old members, for both the GJW and their work in Fading Light. So, please join me in congratulating all of these great members!

Promotions
Grand Cross of the Dark Side
Steel Cross
Anteian Cross
Dark Cross

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Fare thee well, sweet psycho

Now, something that is a bit harder for me to write is the goodbye. In case you hadn't read it, the most recent fiction had a surprising death scene in it. Tarax Eosphorous Taldrya Kor got his ass handed to him, and he died. He might have also set off a mini-apocalypse in the process too, which for any of those who know the man... is kinda fitting. What people may not realize though, is that this isn't like a lot of those other "kill off my character, I'm starting over" fictional deaths.

Yesterday Tarax transferred into the rogues. He killed his character because Tarax has decided that he wants to spend more of his free time lifting weights at the gym, and realizing his true final form. What this means is... we're not going to be seeing a lot of Tarax anymore, and his loss is one that I personally feel deeply.

Tarax, you'll be missed.

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Rollmaster’s Corner

Good evening journeymen! The Great Jedi War results are out - and we did pretty damn well! Now, like it or not (totally like it) we can get back to the regularly scheduled time in the Brotherhood! This means regular competitions, and all of you delightful young members working towards Dark Jedi Knight!

I’d also like to welcome Seyda Norith to Taldryan! She was recruited by young Bobecc – and she’s already been doing a hell of a job, and was promoted up to Protector as of yesterday! When you get a chance, please say hello to her on IRC!

Finally, I’d also like to thank you all again for your Great Jedi War work! Without every single one of your contributions, we would not have gotten where we are. Great work!

Journeymen Activities

Below are the highlights of our journeymen in the past week!

  • Jedi Hunter Deidra: Earned herself a Seal of Revelation!
  • Guardian Kyber: Kyber earned himself 3 Seals of Revelation!
  • Protector Artorias: Earned an Anteian Cross and 2 Clusters of Fire! He was promoted to Freshman, then Sophomore and then Junior in the Shadow Academy Society. Artorias earned the Pundit Vendetta, and Mavens in Galactic History and Philosophy this week! Finally, Artorias completed the following ridiculous number of Shadow Academy courses: Gaming 101: Setting up & Finding Matches, Gaming 103: Submitting Gaming Activity Gaming 201: Pazaak, Graphics in the Brotherhood, Cryptography 101, Cryptography 201, IRC Basics, Dark Brotherhood History I, Dark Brotherhood History II, GMRG History, General Gaming, Leadership Management, Markdown 101, Chamber of Justice I, Galactic History VIII, Astronomy Studies, ACC Fundamentals, TOR Basics, Galactic Languages, and Alchemy Studies!
  • Protector Seyda Norith: Seyda was awarded an Anteian Cross and 7 Clusters of Fire! Earned the Essentials and Vendetta Pundit degrees, and completed the following Shadow Academy courses: Graphics in the Brotherhood, DJBWiki: An Introduction, Comms 1: Discourse Forum, Gaming 101: Setting up & Finding Matches, Gaming 103: Submitting Gaming Activity, Gaming 201: Pazaak, Advancement Survey, and Dark Brotherhood Basics!
  • Guardian Bobecc Varga: Bobecc earned himself a Scroll of Indoctrination, 3 Pendants of Blood, 89 Clusters of Fire and 4 Seals of Revelation! He was promoted to GMRG rank II and Sophomore in the Shadow Academy Society! Bobecc also completed the following Shadow Academy courses: General Gaming, TOR Basics, Combat Tactics I, Combat Tactics II, Leadership Reports, and Lightsaber Studies!

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Competition Roundup

Taldryan Hosted Competitions
DB Wide Competitions

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So, that's the end of another report. I'm all sad cause Tarax is gone. Take it easy folks.

Oh so Sexy

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Goodbye whoever that died. Now I have no chance to meet you ;(.

Wow.

I never thought I'd say this.

I'm going to miss you, Tarax. Holy hell.

That's a pretty awesome final form.

Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels... His was the most... Douchey?

I always viewed Tarax as more of an Asshole than a douche... Maybe a Douchey Asshole? Much <3, Tarax. You know you are loved here, brother.

Tarax was simply... Taraxy... there is no other word for it :P

He defied convention, and classification. He was truly one in 7 billion.

...avenge me...avenge meeee...avenge meeeeeee....

James needs to do an exorcism on the server apparently...

The internet sadly got faster as the porn was depleted

I didn't realize this was a legitimate retirement for Tarax :( Good luck with everything, dude!

As Orv declared....I certainly hope we see you again one day. Or at least the random news page comment here and there. Best of luck!

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