“You’re kidding,” Jorm accused his com unit.
“I assure you that I am not,” Elincia Rei’s voice buzzed from the speaker.
“Eli, all poodoo aside, this must be the most irresponsible thing you ever authorized - and I’ve worked with your explosives!”
“And you still live. Hence I trust you to to make this arrangement work too, and I am excited about the possible results. So far, the predictions are all over the place! Speaking of, I have an experiment to go back to. I await your reports.”

With a dry click, the connection died. Jorm shook his head and picked up his datapad, coaxing it to display the files Eli had sent minutes ago.
Werda Mird. Romulus. Completely blank slates. Fresh blood. And I’m to shape them into tools and members for the Clan? He shook his head. Talk about mad science.

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Well Hello Again Chaps,

Welcome back to our cozy little Battleteam’s official report. As usual I’ll let you know what’s currently up, running, or coming our way looking for trouble, and will briefly outline what you can expect from the future.

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Current Events

Wooo boy, that’s a list.

First things first, welcome our two newest members, Werda Mird and Romulus!

In further news:
*Pravus stepped down from the iron throne with the end of his term, and Mav stepped up.
*Vyr has taken the mantle of DGM, being succeeded by Slagar aka Selika Roh in turn.
*We got an epilogue fiction for the GJW. *The DJB has a Social Media Tribune now. Landon took the job, and his efforts already bear fruit - among them our very own Romulus!
*Just today, Jac has put the judge’s hammer down gently.

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Thinking about Soon! (TM)

The past months have been on the hectic side - GJW, House competition... on a personal note, I’m looking for a new job while still doing my old one, so I can only ask for your lenience if my head hasn’t been in the game. I feel a tad taxed. Listening to the talk in the Bar & Grill, some of you are equally involved with Real Life matters at this point.

But I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t have a solution for that problem: I’m giving us all two weeks of shore leave. ^_^

So relax, make sure your life doesn’t explode around you, and we’ll go back into battle by the middle of May.

Speaking of, May 4th is coming up, and I bet there’s celebrations to be had!

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Competitions

For Scholae Palatinae
Heh, looks like everybody feels the blues. Excidium’s campaign ends on friday, then it’s spring break!

The whole world... uhm, DJB
...too many to sum up. Have a go at them!

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Aaaand that’s all for now! If you have any questions or suggestions, don’t be shy to hit me on Telegram or email.

Jorm Na’trej