Welcome to my sixth report as Voidbreaker Battle Team Leader. As a reminder to those just joining us, my name is Wally, and I play the characters: Marick, Wyn, and Zig. On paper/for the purpose of reporting/administration, Marick is the Battleteam Leader of Voidbreaker. For the more fun/narrative side of things, however, Zig serves as the Captain of the ship. Wyn, my third character, just kind of jumps around wherever needed, so don’t take him too seriously or worry too much about him.
My reports will be written in my voice, with a section set aside in-character for Zig. If you have any thoughts on how the report could be improved or done differently, my inbox/PMs are always available: @raindbowdirewolf on Telegram / [Log in to view e-mail addresses].
So, to kick things off, I want to highlight Voidbreaker Battleteams performance in the RoS, and really focus on how awesome all of you are with some infographs and numbers. But first...
So long as I’m here in some capacity and serving as either your BTL or a member of this summit, I promise to continue to follow up on semi-monthly check-ins and 3-month audits of your roster activity. You guys continue to keep being rockstars, and we’ll do our part making sure you’re recognized.
Please join me in welcoming Mune Cinteroph as a transfer in from CSP, and our own Sven Rawioni joining us from the House Roster! Please continue to help me make sure they feel welcomed.
Also please make sure to congratulate Kris on his new shiny Grand Cross!.
While Aiden covered the Clans performance in the event, I wanted to highlight the members of Voidbreaker Battleteam in a somewhat flashier way. I’ll try to do this anytime we compete at a high level, so if you want to have your name/character included, make sure you participate in the next big event!
Statistical translation:
Words and charts can’t express how proud I am not just of our team, but our Clan.
Arcona Invicata.
I wanted to highlight some of the amazing entries that were created during this event by members of VB.
We’re slowly adding in more descriptions to the Voidbreaker wiki! If you have ideas for additions, find cool artwork, or want to contribute to writing up one of the facilities or your character's quarters/living space, just hit me up!
The Roster Page continues to be updated. This table will try to reflect the more active participants in Voidbreaker RPs and stories!
We are still looking to fill in three NPC roles:
These don’t need character sheets or anything, but would be added to the Wiki page with a quick stub. If you have ideas for a character (species, name, age, other details) feel free to send them my way: [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
In the interest of time/length, please see the Clan and House report for DB-wide news.
And now, this.
You guys, submitting an incident report shouldn’t be that hard. I know some people have hard times using a terminal, but even Kelviin has figured out how to send reports with his Rrrrarrg-to-Text program, so I know ya’ll can do it! So, let’s start with...
Incident Report #601: Aru Law I’ve witnessed Ruka sneaking into my bedroom in the late hours. Or was it the other way around? I can't quite recall...
Why are you like this, and why do I report to you? That said...I did find this on the security camera footage so I figured I’d share:
Just sayin...
Incident Report #602: Edema R'uh-Kalinor I am appalled by the condition of the ship's small-arms, including those of some of the team. She is going to request all weapons be returned to the armoury, where she will give a lecture on correct field maintenance of them, and will then put the crew to work cleaning the Sithing weapons that they rely on.
Okay, okay. Maybe you can try working with our influx of ‘Weapons Officers”? I’m sure Doon-Doon would love to help you out here, why don’t you try reaching out! :D
Incident Report #603: Cora
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Dearest Crew of the Voidbreaker II, please accept our deepest gratitude for hosting us during your Kareoke Event and Soiree. Your presence and artistry were enchanting and enlightening to our evening, and we would be glad in our hearts to host you at another time or be graced by your invitation again. Best wishes to your health, happiness, and cordial hopes, the Tenbriss Ya-ir family.
(Attached are several holocam pictures of the night, including Zig singing on stage and proposing to Jax, Zuza and Cora and Wyn on stage, Zuza and Doon side by side, Tali and Strong (who are both blushing and looking at one another), Zuza, Aru, and Sage taking milk shots, Caleb and Mune cuddling, Leeadra smiling during her Tali impression, Strong benching Kathka, Doon hopping on one foot with Archian's brew, Archian singing, Kathka singing, Mong in the pool, and Rein taking a drink. They are all at an angle from a seated position, but reasonably decent candid shots.)
::sniffle:: Excuse me, did it get dusty in here, or did someone literally clog the vents again—NATHAN! I TOLD YOU TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
Incident Report #604: Anonymous Sage has been seen trying to steal the Voidbreaker's entire monthly supply of blue milk.
That’s fine. Green milk is better, honestly, and the blue milk went bad probably last month. Thanks, Sage!
My continued hope with my report is to keep these light and fun, while also sharing what information I have while highlighting and empowering our little corner of the Clan, and showcase our worldbuilding together as a team :). If you have suggestions, or advice on what you’d like to see, please reach out and let me know :).
Lastly, I’m going to continue to feature one of these in each of my reports. Make sure to flag things with the #ArconaThings hashtag on Telegram!
“I'm debating if that's pg13 art lol”
*”It’s very hard to swing a sword down on someone that close-in”—Atty and Q
Captains Quarters
Voidbreaker II
Port Ol’val Docks
39 ABY
The lights to the Captains Quarters were dimmed. The ship was quiet, as it tended to into the late hours of the night. A single light source from a desk revealed a pale spectre, accompanied by the click click click tapping of clawed fingernails attacking a keypad.
Fifty Shades of Voidbreaker
BY: Zig
Zuza Lottson stood with her handts against the wall and her back towards the Captain. Her wavy hair bounced just below her chin as she slowly looked back over her shoulder. The Human woman bitt her lip, a twinkle glisening in her eyes against the dotted freckles faintly crossing her nose. Sweat glitened across her compact, tight, muscled frame. She wore a simple tank top and shorts that flattered her. Her training sword lay at her feet, discarded.
“I finished my werk out...Captain,” she cooed. “Care to help me...winddown?”
The Captain knew this was wrong. But by Ashla and Bogan, Lottson looked so helpless. And the Captain’s body, was saying: hell yis.
Zig’s canine fangs flashed as an impish grin spread across her face. She took another long swig of the bottle of liquor she had almost finished by herself. She let out a short hiccup and then giggled at herself. She hunched closer to her monitor and let her fingers continue to race across the keypad with a fervor.
So, for anyone that is concerned and/or confused, I made a promise/bet with Zuza that if she did all the bins for the RoS, I would write a really bad fanfiction as if it was Zig who wrote it. And, Zuza did it!
This is just a dorky teaser, but I always keep my promises and will deliver as soon as I have some more time on my hands. My focus has mostly been on rewards and taking care of the team, but a Wally always pays his debts.
Until next time, thanks for hanging out with Team Voidbreaker.
-W
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FIRST.
And subbed to this fanfic account
I await my payment OwO
Amazing report!
Haha, love the report. The light tone is definitely fantastic (as fantastic as I am sure that fanfiction will be!)
Woop report, excellent as always, great going all