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Competition
[Pro Bowl IX: Week Two] Scenario Fiction
Textual submission

**2 Jedi's and 2 Senile Droids Walk into an Old Secret Imperial Base**

Bridge, Corra IV

Kalen looking at the half filled cargo crater. It appeared as though D had only packed the first page of the 3 page list of items that they needed for this mission. It was calamity in the making. None of the critical gear made the trip. The Jedi reminded himself that it was probably his fault for not explaining things better for the droid. Still, a hint of rage at the droid incompetence began to bubble up within him. It didnt help that Karracca new(but very old) R3 droid just chiped his binary giggles from the corner.

“I would never forget to read the second page of anything Master Joss.” Reece beep booped.

“Oh you mind your circuits you flea ridden tin can” D said to his robot counterpart.

Kalen was looking at his datalink with the first page if the ‘mission equipment’ list open, which read-

-Glowrod with a flickering charge

-Emperor Palpatine Hologram Projector, stuck on loop

-Imperial Datapad with a locked interface

-BlasTech DH-17 Blaster Pistol with a cracked power pack

-Stormtrooper Utility Belt, missing most pouches

-Destro-6 demolition charge trigger, but no charge

-F-187 fusioncutter

-Rusted Cybernetic Hand

-Clone Commando Helmet missing visor

Now, exactly why Kalen and Karracca had needed those specific items, well, that info will be lost to the sands of time. But what was important was that none of it was mission critical. This was the second mistake of its kind that the protocol droid had made this week.

“So if you read the second page D, where is the stuff from the second and third pages?”

“In the other cargo crater sir.” D said with a bow.

“And why would you forget to load the second crater then?” 

“I didn't forget to load it Master Joss. On my word, lest I be disassembled sir.” D rambled.

“Then who forgot to load it?” Kalen began pacing back and forth in the small 5 metre by 5 metre bridge of the Corra IV.

“I don't know sir. I saw it down in the hold just yesterday.”

“Wait yesterday…you saw it onboard yesterday? So you mean the other crate is onboard?” Kalen sounded relieved and engaged at the same time.

“Well yes, I assume so sir as we haven't landed anywhere or stopped for a few days.” the droid said matter-of-factly.

“I swear sometimes D, you're lucky sliced protocol droids are so expensive. Otherwise I might be half tempted to put your cranium through a bulkhead. Grrrr.” Kalen said as he stormed out, heading to the main cargo hold below them. Brushing past Corra with a grunt.

“Whats wrong babe, she called after him…you guys aren't still teasing him are you.” She said as she walked in and took a seat in Kalen pilots chair, something only she was allowed to do.

Karracca and Reece(R3-E5) as usual, began gossiping back and forth in Shryiwook and binary respectively. The two had actually been reunited by a twist of fate when Karracca was looking for an astromech and came across Reece in the classified ads of Interstellar bulletin board. Karracca had actually owned Reece for a few years three and a half decades before. Though, Reece had become somewhat more arrogant, depraved, and outright hallucinagenic since the last time they'd been together. The old wookie had learned a few days after buying him that the plucky little droid had avoided a memory wipe since Karracca had sold him. At random times throughout the week since he had taken possession of him again Reece would randomly mention to Karracca he had found out the answer. Each time Karra would brush off the astromech as just rambling due to his memory circuits being nearly full. But as they got closer to Wayland, the droid had become more and more urgent in his proclamations.

Finally, as they landed on Wayland the little R3 droid screaming out ‘the answer’ he had found.

“The answer to what Reece?” Kalen relented on behalf of Karracca just so he didn't have to hear the droid natter about it anymore.

“The answer to whether or not the Emperor had a child.”

“Really Reece? Yeah, we know he did, there was like, two direct-to-net holovids released about it just last week.” Kalen replied.

Reece, who thought he had found out a galaxy shaking secret and had diligently held that secret in for so long stoo stoically for a moment. He had planned to keep the secret until he met up with some trusted sidekicks(yes, Reece was so hallucinagenic, that he actually views humanoids as his sidekicks) who could help him solve the case. But instead, his hopes of ever lasting glory for himself and his kind faded yet again and he cooed and moaned, and spiralled into a deep state of droid depression for a few days.

Competition
[Pro Bowl IX: Week Two] Scenario Fiction
Textual submission

Astralis wasn’t the best at sneaking, being two meters tall tended to make stealth a tertiary option at best. He crouched behind the trunk of a star palm tree to pause and listen. The heat didn’t make this any easier, nor did the rugged terrain of Mount Tantiss. After retrieving the Holocrons relic he was after, he had left the tunnel system through the dilapidated barracks building and was immediately aware of other force-users nearby. He instantly froze and cast out his senses using the force. It wasn’t hard to miss the ridiculous number of life forms half a click away through the jungle; there were thousands. Only a half-dozen were force sensitives and none were a match for him, individually or most likely even as a group. But thousands of soldiers were not something he could deal with alone even on his best day. He snickered at the thought of trying to deflect several thousand blaster bolts at once. Despite the fact that he would only have to deal with a squad at most, he really didn’t want anyone to know he was here.

As his yacht was hidden four clicks away on the OTHER side of these soldiers, he quickly ran through his options. There was a relatively thin spot in the defensive perimeter they had set up and he decided to try and sneak by, undetected. Thirty minutes later he was done with stealth - he thought to himself it was best to know one’s own limitations. He was about three hundred meters from the thinned out portion of the lines when he stood and yawned. He’d been up for almost twenty four hours, and attempting to sneak when he was hot, tired, and two meters tall was obviously not the appropriate tactic.

Astralis yawned a second time, causing his eyes to water and redden. He removed his helmet to wipe the tears of exhaustion from his eyes and the sweat from his forehead. He cursed and decided that as soon as he returned to Aliso he would make the repairs to his armor a priority. The environmental controls should be much more effective than they currently were. A new plan came to Astralis as he yawned yet again. He sat down on a fallen log and sent out a telekinetic beacon, hoping one of the enemy would be attuned enough to detect his presence. He really needed a nap. He dozed on the log while he waited, but nobody came. With a heavy sigh, he looked around himself. The trees were shorter here than many areas nearby, so he emitted several bolts of force lightning upwards in upwards, arcing over and towards the soldiers. “Hey! You’re surrounded!” he yelled. “Don’t move!”

He lowered his hand, stretched out his legs in front of him with his right ankle crossing his left, and laid his chin on his chest. He was fully asleep when they arrived ten minutes later.

“On your feet, now!” the voice woke Astralis. He casually opened his eyes to assess the response he had solicited. Two full squads of what looked to be poor foot soldiers stood in a half-circle in front of him. He sensed four hidden behind him, surely with blaster rifles trained to his head.

“No problem” was his response as he pulled his legs underneath himself and stood, hands raised to each side. “ it looking for trouble”.

“Keep your hands up! You’re alone, did your team leave you? Who are you with?” The lieutenant had a nasal, annoying voice. At least it held a small amount of the confidence earned from leading men in combat.

“Not with anyone. You saw the force lightning so you know that I don’t generally run with a unit”

At that, a short robed figure stepped out from behind the large star palm to the right of the lieutenant. “Why are you here?” Asked the Jedi.

“Same reason as you, I’d think” Astralis didn’t give the Jedi a chance to respond before saying “I’m not going to offer any resistance, I just want to leave. I have traipsed through the jungle as long as I care to and the reward isn’t enough for me to continue. Have fun searching, I didn’t find a damn thing. Time for me to cut my losses and head back to Nar Shaddaa ”.

“We shall see” the Jedi raised his hand and Astralis felt the weak attempt to perform a stasis hold. He easily shrugged it off with his superior abilities; going slightly rigid and looking shocked.

“Release me!” Astralis shouted, keeping himself absolutely still.

The ruse worked and the Jedi squinted and closed his fingers slightly as his hand seemed to reach towards Astralis. “Bring him along” the Jedi commanded and two soldiers holstered their blaster pistols, starting towards Astralis. One reached and brought Astralis’ right hand down from the elbow since he couldn’t reach his wrist. Astralis allowed himself to be bound.

The lieutenant approached and whined “surrounded, are we?” with a snide grin. “Did you expect us to flee?” He didn’t wait for a response but threw back Astralis’ cloak to check for weapons. He found none. “Nice armor, Sith scum” the lieutenant finished his search and bent to retrieve Astralis’ helmet. “You are ill-prepared and ill-equipped. No surprise that your foolish attempt to retrieve the treasures of Mount Tantiss has failed.”

“Like I said, I’m done - giving up and going home. No resistance”.

“You’ll stay awhile. Master Lyzell will decide what is to be done with you”. Astralis yawned, a bit annoyed that his eyes teared up and reddened and he was unable to rub them. “Take him to base and put him in the cell” the lieutenant turned away and the two soldiers walked Astralis off through the jungle. The young and inexperienced Jedi led the way and in a few minutes, Astralis found himself in a not-so-rundown structure of the original base. He was placed into a forgotten cell beneath the facility at Mount Tantiss. The red laser screen hummed to life while Astralis rubbed his wrists where the stun cuffs had been. The three that had brought him here sat just outside. The Jedi padawan who had “captured” Astralis spoke.

“We are the Seekers of Light. You will wait here until tomorrow when Master Lyzell arrives. He will decide what to do with you”.

“As I’ve said, I am no threat - I just want to leave”. Astralis repeated. He didn’t expect less but he also just didn’t want to be bothered, so the less they said the better. He sat on the durasteel shelf that served as a bed in the small cell. He rotated to his left, swinging his feet up. He kicked an old clone commando helmet and several other pieces of trash off the end and laid back. He was asleep as soon as he closed his eyes.

After several hours of much-appreciated sleep, Astralis awoke. A quick survey revealed that only one soldier remained to guard him. He surveyed the call and the junk he had kicked off the bed. The helmet was just as he thought - no visor though. An old data pad that looked as if it hadn’t been functional in years. There was a small blaster with a huge and obvious crack in the power supply. A disused and rusty cybernetic hand and a utility belt with only two pouches. The belt was the standard issue for storm troopers. This junk was obviously thrown into the cell to clear the adjoining room’s desk. Astralis bent to retrieve the utility belt and checked the pouches. A small fusion cutter (looked to be a F-187) and a tiny hologram projector were in the first pouch. The second contained only a glowrod that flickered on and off periodically. Astralis thumbed the hologram projector on amd a miniature holographic Palpatine smiled and said ‘welcome to Mount Tantiss’ before glitching hard and repeating itself. He thumbed it off and tossed it in the corner. The sound alerted the sentry to the fact that Astralis was awake. The lackey turned and shouted at Astralis.

“Keep it down in there!”

Astralis laid aside the rest of the useless junk and arced lightning into the laser screen. The lightning popped and sizzled, and shorted out the screen. Without the red haze of the laser screen of the cell, the foot soldier paled quite noticeably. Before he could unholster his blaster pistol the poor sentry was struck in the chest by another blast of force lightning. Astralis held this one, gritting his teeth and pouring the force into it. The sentry died. Astralis left. When he got outside he checked his bearings and cast his senses towards his ship. The troops had moved off in the other direction, spread out to search the ruins. Astralis ran towards his ship, and stopped halfway there to retrieve his belongings from under the fallen log he had been “captured” on. He ran the rest of the way to his yacht. While running, he had the ship prepare for departure and once there, was able to quickly leave the horrible planet - WITH the Holocrons he’d been tasked to retrieve.