We should have known, we should have thought about it
It was right in front of our faces the whole time, it was
Now we're dying left and right and only now do we realize
The Grandmaster, the big bad, of course he has plot armor

Oh the poor, poor alliance,
How did you not know?
That the Grand Master Pravus,
Is really John Snow.
(You know nothing.)

Darth Pravus, he always wins
When we dying, he gets the grins
His key is he’s Pravus, that’s it
All he has to say is “Sit!”
We all fall right down
Our bodies as low as our frown

Now we shall see our battle's ending here
Upon the soil of Antei once great
A broken symbol of power not once controlled
Is now the place where bold power is stole -
Oh Pravus, the Lord of Darkness come
The fleet, it's magnanimous size outshone the sun -
So run.

Five Grand Masters in a row
The first one said
I told you so
The second one said
Will the Star Chamber be fine
The third one said
Only if the power is mine
The fourth one said
My tenure will never end
The fifth one said
All things will die, when I ascend

"They All Turned Tail and Ran"
A Limerick by Scion Tarentae

There once was a man from Antei
Who studied the Force every day.
The allies arrived
He might not have survived
But from his feet rose a pungent bouquet.

How could we have possibly known
about the special device that Pravus did own
Rumor has it it was given to him by a mysterious mouse
who turned out to be a disgusting louse
It gave him the power to erase
Anything that in his mind didn't have a place
Ships, vehicles, and so much more
Just vaporized if it didn't fit in his lore
We were left with not much to fight
Dang, this just isn't right.

Mwahaha!
Alas, they are not aware
That I, DARTH Pravus,
Is the four time winner
Of the Antei Dance Championships!
Cower at my powerful pirouettes!
Bow towards these aggressive lounges!