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Drake had just been promoted to Jedi Hunter after Ulfsark was Knighted, and he was lucky enough for his master Zagro to assign him a mission so early. Drake’s mission was simple, go to Tatooine, Drake’s homeworld, and find a component that would be useful when constructing a lightsaber. Drake knew the point almost instantly, having something that resembles Tatooine in the saber is a great way for the saber to reflect Drake himself. So when drake arrived on Mos Eisley; he knew where to go, the Dune Sea, a place where a powerful and dangerous beast lived… A Krayt Dragon. Not only was he hoping to get a Krayt Dragon pearl, but also some bone samples as it would look cool on a hilt.

Looking around the crowded city he finally found what he was looking for, a speeder rental. Drake purchased a low quality speeder, as his funds suck at the moment and headed of for a dangerous terrain, filled with old and familiar enemies, and even a new one. As Drake traveled, he thought about the Great Jedi War and how its affecting the brotherhood. He was young but knew that this was wrong, talented Jedi are being slaughtered because of conflicting ideas of Muz becoming immortal. But as Drake drew closer to a cave system he could feel that his desire was there and shook the thoughts away.

Eventually Drake rode up to the entrance to the cave and hopped off. It seemed dark and secretive, so Drake just ran up all inside it and turned on his lightsaber being completely oblivious to what is inside. unfortunately, this was a bad time…

Drake knew it was dark, in fact, he could see almost nothing. But he did see something, although there was only two things to see, a punk ass soldier, and a friggin Krayt Dragon.

“OI, its my bloody Dragon innit!” Drake shouted
“Go away kid, hes mine.’ The creepy oldish guy said

“Git, you wanna tussle?” Drake teased
“No, i have very important business that does not involve you, and i swear, i will shoot both of your testi-” The oldish guy said before being flung into the air by the Krayt Dragon.

The Krayt Dragon roared a mighty war, and the Dragon swung its terrible tail, as it unsheathed it curled claws, and as it moved closer to Drake, the more Drake wished he wasn't there. But a simple Krayt Dragon couldn't stop the all powerful and great Drake Starfire, for he was the greatest in all the galaxy. And as the great rapper space eminem said, “You only get one shot so dont miss your one time to blow.”

“Mr. Dragon, this is your warning, make like a space tree and leave, or be punished to death by Blue Milk!” Drake exclaimed as manly as he could.

The dragon just snarled, and lunged at Drake. Drake luckily avoided the attempted attack but then took off running. The Krayt Dragon was fast, but Drake was able to just barely be ahead of it. Drake ran straight to a wall, made the sharpest turn you could make, causing the Dragon to run into the wall. Drake laughed momentarily. But the dragon was pissed, so Drake kept on running.

As Drake was doing this, the old guy (Colyn Skybender), began to awake.

“gotta do everything myself don't I” Colyn said. He aimed at the Dragon with his blaster as it kept on running after the invincible and majestic Drake, who was looking sexy as he ran. All it took was one shot to the Dragon’s brain to kill it. And after 3 seconds of aim time, Colyn did just that.

The Dragon tripped and laid dead, as dead as a doornail. Drake stopped to catch his breath, not too shocked about what just happened, and how the old guy did it.

“Where did you learn to shoot?” Drake asked.
“I learned from places i've been and served, and if your as good with that saber as you are running, then i suggest you make like a tree and leave, as you said before to the dragon.”

“Hey, I just need to slice open the gullet and take home a sample of bone.” Drake said.
“If youre after a Dragon Pearl you’ll have to go through me.” Colyn exclaimed.

Drake distracted Colyn by asking him what was behind him, Colyn turned to see nothing. Meanwhile Drake quickly ignited his lightsaber and cut both of Colyns arms off.

Colyn shouted in pain “GOD I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!”

The soldier passed out and laid in silence. Drake popped open the gullet and found a single Dragon Pearl, he awed in silence. mesmerized by the pearl, he then cut off one of the arms and took a bone sample.

Drake messaged Zagro that his mission was complete and sent Zagro a quick snapshot.

Drake traveled back to mos eisley and left to go home. And all was right with the world...

Drake was just sitting in his TIE, just relaxing. Perfect evening in the hangar of an epic star destroyer. Then, all of the sudden, Landon came on his commlink “Drake we need you down here at the shadow academy! Some serious stuff is going on!” Cruise yelled. Drake almost ignored it as he was too busy sipping at his cup of blue milk. Quality fine, quality fresh. He thought, but he then heard an explosion over the comm. “Cruise is everything all right?” he asked. Landon replied “yeah just hurry over, And ditch the blue milk this time.”

Drake turned on his TIE, kept the blue milk, and flew off to help his friends. It took Drake a long while, he started reading his own autobiography on how he went from farm boy to legendary poster boy for his blue milk empire. On his way to saving his friends he spotted a blue milk caravan, and it wasn't one of his. Enraged by the fact that another company would dare sell blue milk he went to investigate. He immediately drew his lightsaber and pointed it at the moving caravan over by the market near the shadow academy. The caravan stopped in its tracks, the driver jumped out.

“Whats the problem mister jedi?” The driver said. “PROBLEM!? problem you say? Well ive got one, why are YOU selling blue milk, its MY industry, and only I can sell it. Also I hear that you call me a Jedi. Do you know what color this lightsaber is? Its red bozo, i'm a sith.” The angered sith said with an irritated voice.

The driver then pulled out his blaster and fired immediately, Drake dodged, avoiding the attack before it ever happened. “Did you just pistol whip me?” Drake said, scoffing. The driver was now in the process of soiling his pants, he had just made an attack on an armed sith, and will pay the ultimate price… An atomic wedgie. Drake made a leap and the driver, spun behind him, and reached for his undergarments, and proceeded to give the greatest atomic wedgie the galaxy has ever seen. Drake pulled and pulled at the underwear, the more he pulled the more the driver screamed like a little girl. Drake managed to pull the underwear over the head,down to the crotch, under his legs, and back to the head again and placed it their. Drake had now performed the legendary and almost impossible double atomic wedgie.

After about ten minutes of the driver yelping in horrible pain Drake ended the life of the scum who drove the product of knock off blue milk. Drake moved to the back of the caravan. He sliced the lock off of the back to open the cargo bay. Surprised at what he found, not blue milk, but a whole strike team of loyalist forces ready to attack him! Immediately after opening the door he was barraged with blaster fire, he was successful at retreating (running away.) and continued to his TIE fighter. Even though he was being shot at, he was able to lift off and fire at the soldiers. One by one he was able to pick off, eventually he destroyed about 20 soldiers. Not before long though a group of special units came in with a rocket launcher. Drake followed up with hitting the eject button before the missile was shot, but the TIE was completely destroyed.

Drake rushed in at the troops and swung at them. The first soldier to die was to the left of the rocketeer, sadly to say, he will not be having children anytime soon, even if he did survive. The second was to the right of the rocketeer, who was in fact a women, but, Drake still slaughtered her like a little piggie. Finally was the rocketeer. Drake followed through with a strike severing both of his legs. The soldier screamed in pain, shocked even by the fact that he was going to die. Drake proceed with cutting off the right arm, then the left, and then a final strike ending the soldiers miserable life.

Landon’s voice came on the comlink “Drake, where are you?” Cruise asked. “Um, nowhere specific, im just gonna need an evac…” Drake replied.

Drake sat, waiting patiently like before, and waited for an angered landon to come pick him up. Landon had already told Drake they fixed the problem at the academy. But Drake didn't care, e was just glad the caravan didn't have blue milk in it.

Landon smirked “I thought I told you to leave the blue milk?”

Drake turned to see landon, they walked towards each other and headed towards a troop transport. They then left to head back to their star destroyer.

“By the way, I kinda had one the the TIEs get blown up…” Drake said. There was no answer from cruise, just a pat on the back and a sigh.