Midichlorions,
The bullshit explanation
That we all despise

What else can I say?
Jar Jar Binks sucked, but the film
couldn't be redeemed.

A duel of the fates,
disappointing spectacle,
just like pod-racing.

Hositle negotiations
back to the dessert planet
Senate hearings bore

After years, waiting
Only the lightsaber duel
Is worth sitting through.

Speed and thrills throughout,
Jedi find the chosen one,
Historic Darth name.

Freezing cold world base,
Tauntaun warmth and Empire strike,
Do, there is no try.

No one could have guessed
Four words could change everything
"I am your father"

Leah and Han smooch
Luke cries Nooo to dad Vader
Han in carbonite