When Luke met Leia, he wasn't alone
In his apparent desire to bone
For she gave him a kiss
And before you dismiss
They're siblings and somehow she's "always known"

There once was a man named Finn
Who saw in Poe something akin
He said, "Tell the world we are bros."
"You are my world", Poe did propose
Never more true, a bromance, had been

There once was a beastmaster in Plagueis,
He deliberately stole Laren's haggis.
They went a few rounds,
Ended up in a town,
And now their bout is replaying in Mos Vegas.

There once was a planet called Arx
Which was totally devoid of parks
Then the Brotherhood came
and it wasn't the same
because Pravus brought all of his sharks.

There was an Alderaanian called Kooki
Who wandered around for a look-see
She ate food from distant lands
With her delicate hands
Including a chargrilled Wookie

There once was a pretty girl from Clan Plagueis,
she teamed up with a weird guy called Alaris.
Together they assembled the ultimate Team,
The one and only crème de la crème.
United under a single banner they were known as Selaris.

There once was a woman named Selika.
She looked more like an Angelica
She had quite a temper,
Never would she simper,
She'd give it to you for the helluva!

There once was a boy from the sand
Who saved the princess of a rebel band
One day he kissed her
But she was his sister
So their father cut off his hand.

LAREN USCOT (PLAGUEIS)

Laren's quite a guy -
though he can't use the Force, he'll
at least try to drink.