House aedile Laren,
is one of the weirdest folk
"cowbell addiction"

High flying Zuser
Passengers lose their lunches
Vomit spin-cycle

Laren, why so blue?
your eyes are red, please don't cry
Would you like a hug?

Furios, look here.
I can lightning punch like you.
Notice me, Senpai.

Rhylance, he is a Chiss.
He's not Jedi, nor a Sith
Just a mad doctor

Consul long ago
Now serves the insane panda
Against slow-minded

A manic pilot
In the Chaser he files far
All will loose their lunch

- Zuser Whuloc

Alaris is blue
Funny looking head tail thing
Quite often says "Fact"

Zuser has a ship
That is until he crashed it
It went down in flames