When Plagueis comes calling, it’s probably time to run
I wouldn't want to be against us, it’d be less than zero fun
Teylas would beat you, and you wouldn’t know what hit you
And if you went against Selika, it’d be that day you rue.

Dracaryis Sunstrider, he’s one you won’t forget,
Kalon Entar, he’ll kill you, never makes an idle threat
Lady Malice will just feed you to her cat,
Kultak Drol will spear you on his head, and wear you like a hat.

Taranae is vicious, she’ll just rip out your throat,
Laren doesn’t care what happens, as long as he can afford a new coat
Abadeer is ruthless, and will kill you in your sleep
Better run from Plagueis, because that trouble you’re in is deep.

We don’t win every time, but our records not half bad
We just be Odin Urr, sent them home feeling sad.
Now we’re on Aliso, getting back our slaves
If they won’t come back quietly, we’ll send them to their graves.

Brimstone is a blue skinned freak
His uniform is always sleek
But What bugs him the most
Is the fact that a ghost
Got off with a slap to the cheek

Selika Roh did enjoy studying lore
But there was something else she loved more
She said "Look at all these
innocent NPCs
I shall slaughter them with blood and gore.

Proud Knight Abadeer ran to his ride
He was being chased, and needed to hide
He just closed the door
Right only before
He fell on his face because he had died