A Plag, a Plag and a new Plag walk into a bar...

A Plag, a Plag and a new Plag walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have ducked.

*Bonus:* Az's Cat companion Ozzy Pawsborne walks into a bar. Bartender says, "what'll you have?" Ozzy says, "A shot of rum." The bartender pours him the drink. Ozzy slowly pushes it off the table. "Another"

There once was a raider named TuQ
Who wasn't a very good cook
He made a few soups
that gave many the poops
and now tops each one's black book

(To the theme of the soviet national anthem)
Plagueis unwavering
unmatched in our laboring
no matter, we never fail
Adapt, Ascend, Avail!

Manually added by Grand Master Telaris "Mav" Cantor

*Hoping this centers the bold letters in the submission page*

->**T**<- aldryanites, or sometimes: Tallys

Their Rybanloth System h ->**A**<- s 4 orbiting bodies

Awarded as a prize for being first C ->**L**<- an

It is but one of 2 systems in their han ->**D**<-

Though they wish for Scholae Palatinae's dest ->**R**<- uction

CSP's atmosphere is alread ->**Y**<- that of combustion

An ally to the Brotherhood ->**A**<- gainst the Emperor's Hammer

and forcibly quells a ->**N**<- y clammer

Manually added by Battlelord Furios Morega