Dear Santa,

I can’t wait for Sithmas this year, it will be my first real Sithmas on Aliso so in honour of that I’ve decided to write my first letter to you! I’ve been told by the other Plagueians that you usually only bring coal to the members of our Clan, though I presume that’s in order to keep all of these old stone buildings we live in warm.

I won’t take up much of your time as I know you are very busy getting ready for Sithmas and you have to travel all over the galaxy in one night and I won’t ask for much because I’m not that greedy. There are only three things that I need this holiday season, the first is a new hat. On my last trip to Coruscant I was walking past a shop that had an incredible wide brimmed hat that would make my hero Cad Bane proud PLUS I’d look like even more of a badass than I already do!

Next I would like a pair of Westar-35 blaster pistols. I promise you that I will only use these for good; protecting myself, collecting bounties and robbing those who deserve it. And finally my current ship is in rough condition and I would be very grateful if you brought me the keys to a new one, a simple Vindicator Class heavy cruiser would be sufficient for my needs.

Thank you for in advance for whatever one of these gifts you choose to bring me this Sithmas—even if it is coal, these rooms do get cold at night.

Merry Sithmas,

TuQ’uan Varick

I just came back from a lovely trip along the Aliso Sector
Stopped off at the Pinnacle to spend a holiday
I called on the dear old Dread Lord
To see what I could see
He took me up to his office
And told his plans to me, so

[Chorus]
You better watch out, you better not cry
Better look busy, I'm telling you why
The Dread Lord is comin' around
He's making a list and checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice
The Dread Lord is comin' around
He sees you when you're sleepin'
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been Dark or Light
So be Dark for Plagueis’ sake
Oh! You better watch out, you better not cry
Better look busy, I'm telling you why
The Dread Lord is comin' to around

With little lightsabers and new blaster pistols
Fancy Force powers and pew pew pew pews
The Dread Lord is comin' around
And little seal dolls that bark really cute
Porgs, ships, and speeder bikes too
The Dread Lord is comin' around
Then kids in Aliso city will have a jubilee
They're gonna build a Shrine all around the Sithmas tree

So! You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I'm telling you why
The Dread Lord is comin' around

Now The Dread Lord is a busy man, He has no time to play
He's got millions of Recs to fill on Sithmas day
You'd better write your request now
And submit it right away
Because he's getting ready
His subjugates and his ships. So

[Chorus]
With little lightsabers and new blaster pistols
Fancy Force powers and pew pew pew pews
The Dread Lord is comin' around
And little seal dolls that bark really cute
Porgs, ships, and speeder bikes too
The Dread Lord is comin' around
Then kids in Aliso city will have a jubilee
They're gonna build a Shrine all around the Sithmas tree

So! You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I'm telling you why
The Dread Lord is comin' around

Manually added by Adept Morgan B. Sorenn

Manually added by Warlord Arden Karn di Plagia

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